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jhkayakr · 03-12-2005, 05:01 AM

Yoy may have heard this one:

A guy was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"
His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?"
He simply replied, "Just playing bed football."
Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7- 7."
The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped in the bed!
His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score?"
He said, "Still 7- 7. End of quarter switch sides!!!"

How to Tell When You Have PMS:
1) Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2) You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3) The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4) Your man is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5) You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****."
6) Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7) You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8) You're counting down the days until menopause.
9) You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10) The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

kajagoogoo · 03-12-2005, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jhkayakr

4) Your man is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

Sooo true

ranger · 03-14-2005, 08:59 AM

if a guy wants to live he'll sure as hell agree with you. i FEAR those days of the month.

lindseylatch · 03-14-2005, 10:40 AM

Ahh, the wonder of taking the Pill for three months at a time...Only 4 PMS days a year!

03-12-2005, 05:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
jhkayakr Insane Location: under the skirt	Bed Football Yoy may have heard this one: A guy was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!" His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?" He simply replied, "Just playing bed football." Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7- 7." The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped in the bed! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score?" He said, "Still 7- 7. End of quarter switch sides!!!" How to Tell When You Have PMS: 1) Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2) You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3) The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4) Your man is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5) You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-*-**." 6) Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7) You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 8) You're counting down the days until menopause. 9) You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10) The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. __________________ ........gotta need for speed....

03-14-2005, 10:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
lindseylatch Addict Location: Seattle, WA	Ahh, the wonder of taking the Pill for three months at a time...Only 4 PMS days a year! __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire

03-14-2005, 08:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	if a guy wants to live he'll sure as hell agree with you. i FEAR those days of the month.