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Old 04-04-2005, 01:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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7 vocabulary differences between men and women

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...Any part under a car's hood.
Male.....The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.....Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male.....Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.....Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL, i like these
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Those are great and true.
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Old 04-04-2005, 11:11 AM   #4 (permalink)
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It's only a real problem when the thingie gets stuck on the whatchamacallit and either your fan belt is broken or your bra is caught on his watch.
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Old 04-04-2005, 02:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good list! Thanks!
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Old 04-07-2005, 06:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Quote:
Those are great and true.
Yeah, because all men and all women are the same.
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Old 04-07-2005, 08:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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very very funny
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Old 04-29-2005, 06:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh yeah! Nice one.
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Old 04-29-2005, 09:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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So true. A little uncanny but true.
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Old 04-30-2005, 07:58 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Hahaha... good stuff.
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Old 05-11-2005, 09:21 PM   #11 (permalink)
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, yep I really like..

except what happens when a female thinks her farts are funny? I bond with my daughter in this way..
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Old 07-05-2008, 07:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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True enough
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