the priest and a young lady - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

younghenry · 05-27-2003, 12:49 PM

The young lady at the confessional: "Father, put it in my pussy!" "No, child, the vulva is the sacred place whereby you deliver another child of God." "Oh, Father, put it in my mouth then!" "No, child, the mouth is the sacred place whereby you eat the sacred Host".

"So put it under my armpit!" "No, child, the armpit is the sacred place where you carry the Holy Bible". "OK, Father, then take it out of my ass cause it's hurting"

TerresqueÜ · 05-27-2003, 02:53 PM

...It lacked a set-up...but its worth a reply.

riptide4070 · 05-27-2003, 05:15 PM

not bad

RAMONES!!! · 05-27-2003, 05:34 PM

another shot at church, and i thought it was funny

Eviltree · 05-27-2003, 07:12 PM

Well, I can't say i 'get' it. But its funny, just out of principle.

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 05-27-2003, 08:25 PM

i wonder what his response would be.

glad

puddlesmilo · 05-28-2003, 02:08 AM

I'm laughing.

Thanks

zaiaz · 05-28-2003, 05:02 AM

What da hell is the priest doing this with??

billyjoejimbob · 05-28-2003, 06:21 AM

That is a rediculous misrepresentation of the Church and its values. You should be ashamed for posting it.

Now, if you had said a young BOY, I'd buy it. But a young lady? Never gonna happen.

txstrosman · 05-28-2003, 06:51 AM

Ouch!!!!, nice one

morlock · 05-28-2003, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Glad-I-Ate-Her
i wonder what his response would be.

glad

Probably, NO!!! I'M ABOUT TO REBUKE MY SPIRITS WITHIN THEE!!!

younghenry · 05-28-2003, 08:47 AM

good grief billyjoe its only a joke
Get a life will ya

bongobong · 05-29-2003, 05:17 AM

I did like it!

clifclav · 05-29-2003, 08:14 AM

hehehe. thanks

MrFlux · 05-30-2003, 02:22 AM

Younghenry I think you are failing to see the humour in billyjoe's post here

05-27-2003, 12:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
younghenry Upright Location: United Kingdom	the priest and a young lady The young lady at the confessional: "Father, put it in my pussy!" "No, child, the vulva is the sacred place whereby you deliver another child of God." "Oh, Father, put it in my mouth then!" "No, child, the mouth is the sacred place whereby you eat the sacred Host". "So put it under my armpit!" "No, child, the armpit is the sacred place where you carry the Holy Bible". "OK, Father, then take it out of my ass cause it's hurting"

05-27-2003, 02:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	...It lacked a set-up...but its worth a reply. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-27-2003, 05:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	not bad __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-27-2003, 05:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	another shot at church, and i thought it was funny __________________ Come on

05-27-2003, 08:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	i wonder what his response would be. glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

05-27-2003, 07:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	Well, I can't say i 'get' it. But its funny, just out of principle.

05-28-2003, 02:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	I'm laughing. Thanks

05-28-2003, 05:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	What da hell is the priest doing this with?? __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-28-2003, 06:21 AM	#9 (permalink)
billyjoejimbob Upright	That is a rediculous misrepresentation of the Church and its values. You should be ashamed for posting it. Now, if you had said a young BOY, I'd buy it. But a young lady? Never gonna happen.

05-28-2003, 06:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	Ouch!!!!, nice one

05-28-2003, 08:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
younghenry Upright Location: United Kingdom	good grief billyjoe its only a joke Get a life will ya

05-29-2003, 05:17 AM	#13 (permalink)
bongobong Tilted	I did like it!

05-29-2003, 08:14 AM	#14 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	hehehe. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-30-2003, 02:22 AM	#15 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	Younghenry I think you are failing to see the humour in billyjoe's post here __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.