Brewmaniac

A businessman got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, 'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.

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Meditrina

I am going to have to share this one with my friends.

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"Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles." ~Alex Karras

Bill O'Rights

But...*looks up at calander* today's Friday. You shoulda posted this yesterday.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Brewmaniac

You are right it would have been funnier yesterday, I wish I had it then. It still made me laugh!

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questone

Made me laugh!