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Old 05-28-2003, 02:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Airport Incident

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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Old 05-28-2003, 03:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha, gave me a chuckle.
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Old 05-28-2003, 05:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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GROAN...but, yeah, it's good.
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Old 05-28-2003, 07:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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So bad that it's good.
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Old 05-29-2003, 10:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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double groan. but still cute. thanks
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Old 05-29-2003, 05:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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God, that's horrible. I love it!
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Old 05-30-2003, 07:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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nice pun
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Old 05-30-2003, 09:20 AM   #8 (permalink)
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DOH!
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