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Old 05-13-2005, 09:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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He's one of us

A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?

Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
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Old 05-13-2005, 09:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHA nice one. That one is getting forwarded around the office!
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Old 05-13-2005, 03:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh, I know a few people who need to hear this!
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Old 05-14-2005, 09:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
who ever said streaking was a bad thing?
 
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I know someone from Alabama that would love this.... great joke
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