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jaydee · 05-30-2005, 10:24 PM

i just got a new lawnmower
its called a victa shappelle.
its great! Holds 4.1kg of grass,
and comes with a 20 year guarantee!!

Ishmal · 05-30-2005, 10:47 PM

you what sorry???

Mephisto2 · 05-30-2005, 11:03 PM

It's an Aussie joke.

Just like "I dropped by Schapelle's house yesterday to offer my condolences. No one was there. A note on the door said Back in 20..."

Mr Mephisto

Ishmal · 05-30-2005, 11:33 PM

OMG...

i'm an Aussie and i didn't even get that!!!

thanx Mr M.

Disk_Pusher · 05-30-2005, 11:50 PM

I got that after about 20 minutes, in which time I read the news and wondered, what happened to that silly little Australian girl?

Curse my slow wit and poor long term memory!

Latch · 05-31-2005, 02:35 AM

hahaha I know I shouldn't be laughing at it.. but damn... it's funny.

Stick · 05-31-2005, 02:49 AM

Just went past Schapelle's Beauty Salon, and a sign on the door says
'back in 20'..

But then when walking through Myer I noticed a New Fragrance for women
sign, it said... smells like a bali jail - Schapelle NO 20...

Popped over to Kmart to buy some plants and saw that Victa has just
released a new Model lawn mower - "The Schapelle" apparently it will
hold 4 kgs of Grass and comes with a 20 Year Guarantee.

I then got home, and heard on the news...

"Schapelle has been found guilty and sentenced to death by
stoning........she has asked for her travel bag back and a lighter,
and said she would do it herself"

Just a few of the ones I found.

LoganSnake · 05-31-2005, 07:43 AM

Can somebody explain the relation between Australia, Schapelle, and the number 20? I'm confused...

jaydee · 05-31-2005, 02:37 PM

schapelle corby an Australian caught smugling 4.1 kg of pot into bali and just got 20 years for it

slimshaydee · 06-02-2005, 09:47 PM

and she didnt do it apparently.

MikeyChalupa · 06-03-2005, 05:37 AM

Apparently she did, she was convicted of it. Just because she said she didn't do it, and the stiff penalty she faced caused an international uproar, and she's a hot chick, doesn't make her any less guilty. It's POSSIBLE she is innocent (and if she is, she is incredibly careless and stupid) but it is by no means APPARENT.

-Mikey

Stick · 06-04-2005, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyChalupa

Apparently she did, she was convicted of it. Just because she said she didn't do it, and the stiff penalty she faced caused an international uproar, and she's a hot chick, doesn't make her any less guilty. It's POSSIBLE she is innocent (and if she is, she is incredibly careless and stupid) but it is by no means APPARENT.

-Mikey

Amen.
Two days ago another Australian got 20 years, this time in Vietnam. Nobody I spoke to had heard a word of it. Maybe because he isn't as attractive as she is, or because he was busted with heroin? Oh, and he's of Asian descent.

cinnles · 06-07-2005, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyChalupa

Apparently she did, she was convicted of it. Just because she said she didn't do it, and the stiff penalty she faced caused an international uproar, and she's a hot chick, doesn't make her any less guilty. It's POSSIBLE she is innocent (and if she is, she is incredibly careless and stupid) but it is by no means APPARENT.

-Mikey

The american government has never been guilty of lying to the world too apparently.

05-30-2005, 10:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
jaydee Upright	i just got a new lawnmower i just got a new lawnmower its called a victa shappelle. its great! Holds 4.1kg of grass, and comes with a 20 year guarantee!!

05-30-2005, 10:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	you what sorry??? __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

05-30-2005, 11:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	OMG... i'm an Aussie and i didn't even get that!!! thanx Mr M. __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

05-31-2005, 02:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	Just went past Schapelle's Beauty Salon, and a sign on the door says 'back in 20'.. But then when walking through Myer I noticed a New Fragrance for women sign, it said... smells like a bali jail - Schapelle NO 20... Popped over to Kmart to buy some plants and saw that Victa has just released a new Model lawn mower - "The Schapelle" apparently it will hold 4 kgs of Grass and comes with a 20 Year Guarantee. I then got home, and heard on the news... "Schapelle has been found guilty and sentenced to death by stoning........she has asked for her travel bag back and a lighter, and said she would do it herself" Just a few of the ones I found. __________________ ominous adj. Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

05-31-2005, 07:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Can somebody explain the relation between Australia, Schapelle, and the number 20? I'm confused... __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

05-30-2005, 11:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	It's an Aussie joke. Just like "I dropped by Schapelle's house yesterday to offer my condolences. No one was there. A note on the door said Back in 20..." Mr Mephisto

05-30-2005, 11:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Disk_Pusher Tilted Location: Fresno, soon to be Sacramento!	I got that after about 20 minutes, in which time I read the news and wondered, what happened to that silly little Australian girl? Curse my slow wit and poor long term memory!

05-31-2005, 02:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	hahaha I know I shouldn't be laughing at it.. but damn... it's funny.

05-31-2005, 02:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
jaydee Upright	schapelle corby an Australian caught smugling 4.1 kg of pot into bali and just got 20 years for it

06-02-2005, 09:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	and she didnt do it apparently.

06-03-2005, 05:37 AM	#11 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Apparently she did, she was convicted of it. Just because she said she didn't do it, and the stiff penalty she faced caused an international uproar, and she's a hot chick, doesn't make her any less guilty. It's POSSIBLE she is innocent (and if she is, she is incredibly careless and stupid) but it is by no means APPARENT. -Mikey Last edited by MikeyChalupa; 06-03-2005 at 05:40 AM..