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06-02-2005, 09:47 PM
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If you've read this, PM me and say so
Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
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A man on the beach
A man was sitting on a beach. Tragically, through a recent accident,
he had lost both his arms and legs. During the long afternoon, as he remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him. Each felt very sorry for the poor man. The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said: "Have you ever been f*ck*d?" The fellow said "No" She said: "Well you will be when the tide comes in." |
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06-03-2005, 04:15 PM
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We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques |
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06-03-2005, 04:30 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Similar, LoganSnake, but not identical.
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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes. |
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06-03-2005, 06:05 PM
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We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques |
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