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*Phone Rings*

Daughter picks up.

Daughter: Hello?

Daddy: hi honey, is mommy home?

Daughter: Yes, she's upstairs with uncle frank.

*Long Pause*

Daddy: but honey, you dont have any uncle frank...

Daughter: Yes I do. He's upstairs with mommy in the bedroom.

*Even Longer Pause*

Daddy: umm kk, ohh...ahh..yish.....OK...Ummm honey?

Daughter: Yes dad?

Daddy: do this, run upstairs and shout,"hey mommy, daddy just pull up the drive way!"

Daughter ok.

*sounds of footsteps, later, screaming, sounds of crashing noise, Glass breaking....*

Daughter: ok,daddy, done!

Daddy: well, what happened?

Daughter: well, mommy ran out of room naked first, she tried to hit the bathroom, tripped, and knocked herself aginst the wall. theres now a hole in the wall where her head struck, she aint moving.

Daddy: HOLY!!!!! UMMM YEEEE!!!! ok, what happened to uncle frank?

Daughter: well, he rushed out naked too, but then he went back and jumped out of the window and trie to hit the pool. Except he didnt know you drained the pool. I think he's dead.

Daddy: POOL? HUH?~?~?what the?!?!?! is this 858-1777?

Oh shit! Better hope they don't have caller I.D.