Brewmaniac

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter & says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.

You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

MikeyChalupa

Perfect.

-Mikey

Destrox

That is funny. Plain and simple.

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You bore me.... next.

Delvid

That is funny.