Joke of the Day - May 30 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 05-30-2003, 03:26 AM

Betty and Tim were killed in an auto accident on the eve of their wedding. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter met them. They asked if they could still be married in Heaven.

"Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back."

Six months passed and finally Peter returned. "Yes, we can do this for you."

"Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out there's a possibility that we could be divorced?'

To which St. Peter answered "It took me six months to find a priest up here...how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"

txstrosman · 05-30-2003, 04:25 AM

not too shabby, I got a good chuckle, thanks!!!!!

Prophecy · 05-30-2003, 04:43 AM

ouch....
I know a few lawyers I could share this with

AZnJohnus · 05-30-2003, 04:55 AM

yeap.. good one... cracked me up

Brewmaniac · 05-30-2003, 05:05 AM

Funny one! Thanks

morlock · 05-30-2003, 07:10 AM

6 months to find a priest in heaven? must be cuz all those poor alterboys

tekaweni · 10-28-2003, 03:15 PM

True, true..

Good one!

iktoweya · 10-28-2003, 03:27 PM

HAH!!!

bennyb · 10-28-2003, 03:55 PM

Thats awesome

DEI37 · 10-28-2003, 03:59 PM

That's so funny, it's hilarious!!! Thanks for the good laugh.

TerresqueÜ · 10-28-2003, 06:49 PM

Hahaha, too true.

weasel519 · 10-29-2003, 12:41 PM

Oh man thats funny!

05-30-2003, 03:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - May 30 Betty and Tim were killed in an auto accident on the eve of their wedding. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter met them. They asked if they could still be married in Heaven. "Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back." Six months passed and finally Peter returned. "Yes, we can do this for you." "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out there's a possibility that we could be divorced?' To which St. Peter answered "It took me six months to find a priest up here...how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"

05-30-2003, 04:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Prophecy Oracle & Apollyon Location: Limbus Patrum	ouch.... I know a few lawyers I could share this with __________________ La Disciplina È La Mia Spada, La Fede È Il Mio Schermo, Non salti Ciecamente In Incertezza, E Potete Raccogliere Le Ricompense.

05-30-2003, 05:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny one! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-28-2003, 03:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	True, true.. Good one! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-28-2003, 03:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	HAH!!! __________________ i miss K-Wise

05-30-2003, 04:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	not too shabby, I got a good chuckle, thanks!!!!!

05-30-2003, 04:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
AZnJohnus Banned Location: Brisbane, Australia	yeap.. good one... cracked me up

05-30-2003, 07:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
morlock Loser	6 months to find a priest in heaven? must be cuz all those poor alterboys

10-28-2003, 03:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
bennyb Banned	Thats awesome

10-28-2003, 03:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's so funny, it's hilarious!!! Thanks for the good laugh. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

10-28-2003, 06:49 PM	#11 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahaha, too true. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

10-29-2003, 12:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
weasel519 Upright	Oh man thats funny!