Jesus' Ethnicity - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

SirLance · 07-06-2005, 02:56 PM

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, biblical scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence:

Evidence Jesus Was Mexican:
His first name was Jesus.
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed by the authorities.

Evidence Jesus Was Black:
He called everybody "brother."
He liked gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.

Evidence Jesus Was Jewish:
He went into his father's business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Evidence Jesus Was Italian:
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He used olive oil.

Evidence Jesus Was A Californian:
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He started a new religion.

Evidence Jesus Was Irish:
He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.

Evidence Jesus Was A Woman:
He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

keyshawn · 07-10-2005, 06:56 AM

very good !
I'm surprised no one else has commented on it yet - hehe.

keyshawn.

itch vaccine · 07-10-2005, 08:24 AM

LoL

I bet it made Him laugh too

Chuckles · 07-10-2005, 09:21 AM

haha that was a good one :P thanks for sharing

sadistikdreams · 07-10-2005, 12:56 PM

haha. gotta love the surprise ending

cinnles · 07-10-2005, 08:36 PM

that's good, I know a few women who'll like the last one.

Matt Arden · 07-13-2005, 09:43 PM

"his first name was Jesus"

hahahahahahaha

genuinegirly · 07-13-2005, 10:28 PM

now THAT is a funny joke!
espeically like the woman bit.

Nunquam_Idem · 07-14-2005, 05:20 AM

That was a good one! The woman bit was the funniest part...

07-06-2005, 02:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Jesus' Ethnicity Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, biblical scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence: Evidence Jesus Was Mexican: His first name was Jesus. He was bilingual. He was always being harassed by the authorities. Evidence Jesus Was Black: He called everybody "brother." He liked gospel. He couldn't get a fair trial. Evidence Jesus Was Jewish: He went into his father's business. He lived at home until he was 33. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God. Evidence Jesus Was Italian: He talked with his hands. He had wine with every meal. He used olive oil. Evidence Jesus Was A Californian: He never cut his hair. He walked around barefoot. He started a new religion. Evidence Jesus Was Irish: He never got married. He was always telling stories. He loved green pastures. Evidence Jesus Was A Woman: He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-10-2005, 06:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
keyshawn Psycho	very good ! I'm surprised no one else has commented on it yet - hehe. keyshawn. __________________ currently reading: currently playing :

07-10-2005, 08:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	LoL I bet it made Him laugh too __________________ "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

07-10-2005, 12:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	haha. gotta love the surprise ending __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-13-2005, 10:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	now THAT is a funny joke! espeically like the woman bit. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

07-10-2005, 09:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
Chuckles Insane Location: California	haha that was a good one :P thanks for sharing

07-10-2005, 08:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
cinnles Addict	that's good, I know a few women who'll like the last one.

07-13-2005, 09:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
Matt Arden Upright	"his first name was Jesus" hahahahahahaha

07-14-2005, 05:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
Nunquam_Idem Tilted Location: On the 'Mostly Harmless' planet Earth	That was a good one! The woman bit was the funniest part...