World's King

Opinion
Wearing Your Collar Down is for Poor People
By I.M. Adick, III

When my ancestors came over to this great country 400 years ago,
they had a vision for a utopia, free from minorities, liberals, poor people,
homosexuals, and immigrants. There are few today who share such lofty
ideals, but we're easy to find: Pastel polo shirts, loafers without socks,
tucked-in shirts, but most importantly, collars up.
Call me a douchebag. Call me an arrogant little cocksucking
dickhead. Beat the shit out of me if I'm not with fifteen of my B-frat
friends (unlikely). But just know this: I interned at Smith Barney this
summer. Where did you work? A Blockbuster? That's right you insignificant
sack of dogshit; I'm going to be your boss. So take your t-shirt wearing,
financial aid, blue-collar ass over to Blockbuster and get me a copy of Old
School. Do you even own a tuxedo?
Look at my girlfriend. You think she'd go for someone who didn't
have his collar up? I don't think so. I remember the night I met her. I
bought her so many $9 drinks she couldn't even walk. So I drove her home in
my BMW 328ci, but not before I took a few "liberties" with her. The next
morning I took her to brunch and went to the mall, where I bought her some
blouses. You assholes don't know the first thing about being a gentleman.
You probably don't even know how to sail.
When I get out of business school, I'm going to be making $120,000 a
year. Add that to my trust fund, and I can buy a country club membership, a
ski house, and still have enough money to go barhopping around the city in
my designer clothes and shit-eating grin. Maybe I'll offer you a hundred
bucks to flip my collar up for me. I earned it you middle-class fuck up. I
bet you went to public school.
You're so predictable. I bet I can guess your political party just
by looking at you. My cronies and I range from elitist northern liberals to
heartless conservative bastards. I've wasted enough time with you. Get
some rich parents, an internship, and a pink polo with the collar up, and
then maybe I'll let you hang out with me.

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

Chuckles

I have a pink polo shirt. I sometimes leave the collar up~

drewpy

maybe you ought to edit your avatar and have picture with your collar up ... I know I updated mine ...

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"Once made equal to a man, woman becomes his superior." Socrates

martinguerre

I know those people...and they make me laugh.

/i still wear my collar up from time to time.

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For God so loved creation, that God sent God's only Son that whosoever believed should not perish, but have everlasting life.

-John 3:16

cinnles

Those people need death.

irateplatypus

wearing your polo-shirt collar up is strong indicator of deucebaggery.

popped collars only work on top-coats in windy/cold weather will do.

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If you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance for survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves.

~ Winston Churchill

Redlemon

World's King has probably been Greenlighting again...

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Ilow

greenlighting, eightballing, same thing...

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"Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about"
--Sam Harris