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Daniel_ · 07-17-2005, 04:50 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/4690651.stm

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China to send pig sperm to space

Scientists hope to study the effect of cosmic rays on the pig sperm
China is planning to study the effects of outer space on sperm by sending the semen from pedigree pigs into orbit.

Some 40 grams of pig sperm will be taken on board the Shenzhou VI spacecraft for its October launch.

Brewmaniac · 07-17-2005, 11:14 AM

Those wacky Chinese!

kramus · 07-17-2005, 01:16 PM

So, who's master plan is this, anyway?

iwhore · 07-17-2005, 01:23 PM

I still don't get the purpose for testing how cosmic rays affect pig sperm is important?

duckduck · 07-17-2005, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by iwhore

I still don't get the purpose for testing how cosmic rays affect pig sperm is important?

I *think* it's to see if humans procreating in space would have any adverse effects.

But the headlines still f00kin' funny.

CityOfAngels · 07-17-2005, 05:35 PM

I think they're trying to one up the Japanese. SPACE BUKAKKE!

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Ok that's just sick. I apologize.

kramus · 07-17-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CityOfAngels

I think they're trying to one up the Japanese. SPACE BUKAKKE!

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Ok that's just sick. I apologize.

heh - funny though

Willravel · 07-17-2005, 09:42 PM

-PIGS...IN.....SPACE!!!!!!
-They're trying to combine Moo shu pork with the inexplicable success of the Fantastic Four.
-Babe 3: Jiggy in Orbit
-I wonder what Charlotte's web will say about this one.
-Shouldn't Dave Letterman have done a Top Ten on this?
-Astronaut 1:"That's not space tapioca..."
Astronaut 2 "IT'S WHAT?!"

SirLance · 07-18-2005, 08:53 AM

I sent some semen into orbit last night...

Hey, I say if the primary focus of the chinese space program is to put pig sperm in space, then more power to 'em!

Johnny Pyro · 07-18-2005, 03:24 PM

Pig sperm has excyldes that are tiny protons found in the triglieronal plasma in the semen, that change into rexadentalfilines when no gravity is present, causing cold fusion. Duh!

07-17-2005, 11:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Those wacky Chinese! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-17-2005, 01:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	So, who's master plan is this, anyway? __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

07-17-2005, 01:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
iwhore Upright Location: South Carolina	I still don't get the purpose for testing how cosmic rays affect pig sperm is important? __________________ Hi, I'm Vic.

07-18-2005, 08:53 AM	#9 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	I sent some semen into orbit last night... Hey, I say if the primary focus of the chinese space program is to put pig sperm in space, then more power to 'em! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-18-2005, 03:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Pig sperm has excyldes that are tiny protons found in the triglieronal plasma in the semen, that change into rexadentalfilines when no gravity is present, causing cold fusion. Duh! __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

07-17-2005, 05:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
CityOfAngels Oh shit it's Wayne Brady! Location: Passenger seat of Wayne Brady's car.	I think they're trying to one up the Japanese. SPACE BUKAKKE! ... ... Ok that's just sick. I apologize.

07-17-2005, 09:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	-PIGS...IN.....SPACE!!!!!! -They're trying to combine Moo shu pork with the inexplicable success of the Fantastic Four. -Babe 3: Jiggy in Orbit -I wonder what Charlotte's web will say about this one. -Shouldn't Dave Letterman have done a Top Ten on this? -Astronaut 1:"That's not space tapioca..." Astronaut 2 "IT'S WHAT?!"