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Old 07-19-2005, 02:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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WHY MEN WEAR EARRINGS

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense".

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make it such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say,
"So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my car."
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Old 07-19-2005, 04:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehe

Nice ending.
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Old 07-19-2005, 06:52 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Whoops! Coulda been "intimate apparel"

Yeah, honey, I never told you I was a cross dresser....
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Old 07-19-2005, 10:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't get it. >_>
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Old 07-19-2005, 10:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I don't get it. >_>
His wife found the earring in his car and it wasnt hers... ergo we can assume that the husband was up to no good with some other woman in the car.. to ger around it - -he said the earring was his... and probably pierced his ear on the spot in order to avoid castration or something

The joke is cute O
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Old 07-19-2005, 06:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Funny ending.

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Old 07-19-2005, 07:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lol good one thanks!
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