SirLance

A husband and wife are watching T.V. in bed -- "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" is on.

The husband turns to the wife and says, "Do you want to have sex?"

"Nope." the wife says, not even looking up.

The husband asks, "Is that your final answer?"

"That's my final answer," she agrees.

He says, "Then I'd like to phone a friend...."

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Brewmaniac

Another clever one! Thanks SirLance

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japhyryder

I bet the scars are still healing, funny

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ophelia783

That's great

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TrumanTT

Thats a nice quick one! Good Job SirLance

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Misz

Cheered me up alot thanks

mazak

very funny ! thanks.

Chuckles

that was a good one :P thanks