George Bush and Dick Cheney at dinner...
 

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."


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I did a search, and the last one of these is over two years old so I thought I'd make a new thread rather then rez an old one.

hehe, simple yet funny!