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Old 08-22-2005, 11:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Seeking a specific joke

Had a conversation in the office today in regards to the breakfast club. There is a scene where Judd Nelson (John Bender) is crawling in the ceiling, and falls. While crawling he is telling a joke that gets cutoff. We were trying to remember what the joke was, and if anyone knows the punch line. I did just put breakfast club on netflix just for this!

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Old 08-22-2005, 11:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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VERNON
That's what I though...you're a
gutless turd!
Vernon leaves and locks the closet door after him.
Bender climbs into a hatch in the ceiling and
disappears.
CUT TO:
22. INT. HEATING DUCT - DAY
Bender is slowly crawling through a heating duct.
BENDER
(to himself)
A naked blond walks into a bar, with
a poodle under one arm and a two
foot salami under the other. She
lays the poodle on the table. Bar-
tender says: "I suppose you won't
be needing a drink." The naked
lady says...
The ceiling under Bender gives and he falls through.
BENDER
(screaming)
Oh shit!!!!
"The Breakfast Club" Script

I haven't seen it. My wife can't believe it.
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Old 08-22-2005, 12:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I haven't seen it. My wife can't believe it.
*blinks*
*falls over from shock*

/me puts her copy in the mail for redlemon to view...

BTW - I'll give a dollar to the person who actually can come up with the punchline to this joke, I gave up looking years ago...
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Old 08-22-2005, 12:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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According to IMDB.com:

"The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, "Forgot my pencil", but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline."
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Old 08-22-2005, 12:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Redlemon! How could you possibly have been a teenager in the 80s and not have seen this movie at least once...

It's like I don't even know you...
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Old 08-22-2005, 12:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Bar-tender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink."

The naked lady says... "no just some lube for this salami"
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Old 08-22-2005, 12:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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...no just some scotch for the dog and some mustard for the salami.


...I got nuthin'
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Old 08-22-2005, 12:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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*blinks*
*falls over from shock*

/me puts her copy in the mail for redlemon to view...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlatan
Redlemon! How could you possibly have been a teenager in the 80s and not have seen this movie at least once...

It's like I don't even know you...
*hides head in shame*
I didn't see much in the way of pop culture while growing up, especially the John Hughes style of movies. Occasionally we catch one if it comes up on Comedy Central or something, but it wasn't until after graduation that I saw any of them. Yes, I'm 36, there's really no excuse.
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Old 08-22-2005, 12:58 PM   #9 (permalink)
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"Just pour some beer in a saucer, the dog won't eat otherwise"? Nah, that's no good either.
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Old 08-22-2005, 04:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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there's actually a website or two (at least there used to be) devoted to finding a punchline for the joke...
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Old 08-22-2005, 08:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Is it possible that the punchline to this joke is contained in Marsellus Wallace's briefcase?
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Old 08-23-2005, 05:52 AM   #12 (permalink)
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there's actually a website or two (at least there used to be) devoted to finding a punchline for the joke...
Good thinking...

"The Breakfast Club" Page - THE JOKE
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Old 08-23-2005, 06:33 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Don't feel bad, red ol buddy, I never saw it either.

I also don't have a punchline for the joke.
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Old 08-23-2005, 07:07 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Thank you everyone for the info!
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Old 08-25-2005, 08:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm with CSflim on the solution to your quandry.
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