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morlock · 05-31-2003, 11:32 AM

AROUND ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, A TWELEVE YEAR OLD BOY GOT OUT OF BED AND HEADED DOWN THE HALL IN HIS HOUSE TO GO TO THE BATHROOOM. ON HIS WAY PASSED HIS MOM AND DADS BEDROOM HE HEARD ALOT OF SQUEALS AND LOUD MOANS COMING FROM THEIR ROOM SO THE BOY OPENS THE BEDROOM DOOR AND RUSHES IN TO SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND HE SEES HIS DAD FUCKING HIS MOM. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE DOING. THE FATHER THINKING QUICKLY SAID "YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE PLAYING POCER AND YOUR MOMS THE WILD CARD." THE BOY ACCEPTS THAT AND LEAVES. A COUPLE OF NIGHTS LATER THE BOY HEARS SOME NOISES COMING FROM HIS BIG BROTHERS BEDROOM AND RUSHES IN TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON AND SEES HIS BROTHER FUCKING HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THE BOY ASKS HIS BROTHER WHAT HE WAS DOING. THE BROTHER STATED "ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND ARE PLAYING POKER AND SHES THE WILD CARD." THE BOY ACCEPTS THAT AND LEAVES. TWO NIGHTS LATER THE DAD IS PASSING BY THE BOYS ROOM AND HEARS SOME MOANING AND SQUEAKING AND OPENS THE BOYS BEDROOM DOOR AND THERE ON THE BED HE SEES THE TWELVE YEAR OLD MASTERBATING. THE DAD YELLS AT THE BOY "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" THE BOY ANSWERS "WELL DAD, I'M PLAYING POKER TOO BUT I DON'T NEED A WILD CARD BECAUSE I GOT A GOOD HAND!"

Brewmaniac · 05-31-2003, 02:18 PM

Funny fucking joke! Thanks

riptide4070 · 05-31-2003, 04:01 PM

no more capitals please

morlock · 05-31-2003, 10:56 PM

sorry, it's just the way I had it coppied into my joke archive file.

opentocomments · 06-01-2003, 04:32 PM

Thats a saying that my uncle told me.
Sex is like a game of cribbage you dont need a partner if you've got a good hand,

Flesh · 06-01-2003, 05:29 PM

hahaha, good one. (despite the annoying caps)

Meridae'n · 06-02-2003, 11:43 PM

Stop yelling! Not bad still...

bravo49 · 06-03-2003, 01:10 AM

Very funny

05-31-2003, 11:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
morlock Loser	Playing Poker AROUND ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, A TWELEVE YEAR OLD BOY GOT OUT OF BED AND HEADED DOWN THE HALL IN HIS HOUSE TO GO TO THE BATHROOOM. ON HIS WAY PASSED HIS MOM AND DADS BEDROOM HE HEARD ALOT OF SQUEALS AND LOUD MOANS COMING FROM THEIR ROOM SO THE BOY OPENS THE BEDROOM DOOR AND RUSHES IN TO SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND HE SEES HIS DAD FUCKING HIS MOM. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE DOING. THE FATHER THINKING QUICKLY SAID "YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE PLAYING POCER AND YOUR MOMS THE WILD CARD." THE BOY ACCEPTS THAT AND LEAVES. A COUPLE OF NIGHTS LATER THE BOY HEARS SOME NOISES COMING FROM HIS BIG BROTHERS BEDROOM AND RUSHES IN TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON AND SEES HIS BROTHER FUCKING HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THE BOY ASKS HIS BROTHER WHAT HE WAS DOING. THE BROTHER STATED "ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND ARE PLAYING POKER AND SHES THE WILD CARD." THE BOY ACCEPTS THAT AND LEAVES. TWO NIGHTS LATER THE DAD IS PASSING BY THE BOYS ROOM AND HEARS SOME MOANING AND SQUEAKING AND OPENS THE BOYS BEDROOM DOOR AND THERE ON THE BED HE SEES THE TWELVE YEAR OLD MASTERBATING. THE DAD YELLS AT THE BOY "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" THE BOY ANSWERS "WELL DAD, I'M PLAYING POKER TOO BUT I DON'T NEED A WILD CARD BECAUSE I GOT A GOOD HAND!"

05-31-2003, 02:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny fucking joke! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

05-31-2003, 04:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	no more capitals please __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

06-01-2003, 04:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	Thats a saying that my uncle told me. Sex is like a game of cribbage you dont need a partner if you've got a good hand, __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

06-02-2003, 11:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Stop yelling! Not bad still... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-31-2003, 10:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
morlock Loser	sorry, it's just the way I had it coppied into my joke archive file.

06-01-2003, 05:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hahaha, good one. (despite the annoying caps)

06-03-2003, 01:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Very funny