KellyC

News from Hopkins Medical Center......

Yesterday research scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.

No further testing is planned.

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texxasco

So that's where man tits come from...or was it from smoking pot?

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aphex140

LOL but did they also find a compulsion to shop ?

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[/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]

HLP

HA! That's great! Keep them comming KellyC

SirLance

Good one, thanks!

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cinnles

hahah, thanks kelly.