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Old 09-08-2005, 02:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Choosing a Wife

I'm sure I've heard this but can't find it in search, so...

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several !
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their
future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-09-2005, 07:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...boobs!
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