The End is Near
 

A Catholic priest and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are
standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a handmade sign
into the ground with a large rock. The sign reads:


The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before It's Too Late!


As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you
religious nuts!" From the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say
'Bridge Out'?"

Very cute! I sent this one on to my mum. :)