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Old 10-03-2005, 11:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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the wisdom of Donald Rumsfeld

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks... "How many is a Brazillion?"


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Old 10-04-2005, 07:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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crap sorry guys
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Old 10-04-2005, 11:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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And in other news, I hear that Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are.
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Old 10-04-2005, 11:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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look for th humour and work it though ! there is a play on words with the spelling, but I should not have to explain that to some on bettr than m
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