Brewmaniac

One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home.

On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I

thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old

ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of

me and I went inside to talk to the manager.

"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard

sale".

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Siege

Eeeeeeeeew. That gave me some unpleasant thoughts.

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cellophanedeity

Gross...

not very pleasant at all!

SirLance

Good thing they weren't having a garage sale....

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mazak

lol good one ! thanks

ranger

writing down on my list of "things to make you go eeeeeeewwwwww"

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