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maleficent · 12-14-2005, 04:22 PM

I love blonde jokes -- there's something about them that just makes me giggle...

I'd laugh at red head jokes too-- if people actually made them...

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:

Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
Bimbag - a blonde's purse
Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
Bimboette - a young blonde
Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall

Redlemon · 12-15-2005, 06:20 AM

I thought I'd heard every blonde joke out there. This list was new, as was this picture sent to me by a buddy this week:

TwoToTango · 12-15-2005, 06:41 AM

Maleficent, there are red-head jokes.

For example:

Q: How do you know when you've sexually satisfied a red-head?

A: She unties you.

maleficent · 12-15-2005, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwoToTango

Maleficent, there are red-head jokes.

For example:

Q: How do you know when you've sexually satisfied a red-head?

A: She unties you.

Ooooh - I suppose there's humor in the truth

Bill O'Rights · 12-15-2005, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwoToTango

Q: How do you know when you've sexually satisfied a red-head?

A: She unties you.

Funny. And yet...true.

Delvid · 12-15-2005, 11:06 AM

Thanks Redlemon that is funny as hell.

Nimetic · 12-17-2005, 04:23 PM

Bimstructions - instructions given to a blonde, often over the phone. For example, on how to get to a mall by car, on how to use various household appliances, etc.

12-14-2005, 04:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Blonde Prefix I love blonde jokes -- there's something about them that just makes me giggle... I'd laugh at red head jokes too-- if people actually made them... If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait Bimbag - a blonde's purse Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her Bimboette - a young blonde Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes Bimboozle - to fool a blonde Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence Bimbozo - another name for a blonde Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

12-15-2005, 06:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I thought I'd heard every blonde joke out there. This list was new, as was this picture sent to me by a buddy this week: __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-15-2005, 06:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
TwoToTango Psycho	Maleficent, there are red-head jokes. For example: Q: How do you know when you've sexually satisfied a red-head? A: She unties you.

12-15-2005, 11:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Thanks Redlemon that is funny as hell.

12-17-2005, 04:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
Nimetic Junkie Location: Melbourne, Australia	Bimstructions - instructions given to a blonde, often over the phone. For example, on how to get to a mall by car, on how to use various household appliances, etc.