POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER: - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

~springrain · 06-03-2003, 12:26 PM

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says,

"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

say what? · 06-03-2003, 12:52 PM

You may be right...

viveleroi0 · 06-03-2003, 02:35 PM

That was enough to warrant an outload chuckle... but I dont think its the funniest chicken joke ever.
Maybe...

Flesh · 06-03-2003, 03:01 PM

rofl.. that's great!

~springrain · 06-03-2003, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by viveleroi0
That was enough to warrant an outload chuckle... but I dont think its the funniest chicken joke ever.
Maybe...

*grin*... point taken and noted...

probably the only chicken joke though that has actually made me laugh...

Tactix · 06-03-2003, 03:49 PM

TerresqueÜ · 06-03-2003, 06:13 PM

Its a good one, but probably not the best.

DEI37 · 06-03-2003, 06:22 PM

Yeah, that sounds about right. Good one...not heard it before.

RAMONES!!! · 06-03-2003, 06:40 PM

that is a funny one

Gortexfogg · 06-03-2003, 06:42 PM

Good one. Would make an interesting cartoon...

hotzot · 06-03-2003, 06:54 PM

it was

MacGnG · 06-03-2003, 10:21 PM

silverback · 06-04-2003, 06:54 PM

that was a good one.

SirLance · 06-04-2003, 08:37 PM

Well, I thought it was funny, and since it's the only chicken joke that ever made me laugh, I'd have to say it's the best chicken joke I ever heard.

morlock · 06-05-2003, 01:07 AM

i think it was the lonely hick farmer who came in the chicken.

bravo49 · 06-05-2003, 01:35 AM

Definately the best

theguyondacouch · 08-08-2003, 01:23 PM

:groan:

BadForm · 08-08-2003, 01:34 PM

Another one (also deserving of a groan)

Which comes first the chicken or the egg?

Neither, the rooster cums.

skysooner · 08-08-2003, 01:49 PM

See my string joke further down the forum, and you will see what my type of humor is. The sad part is that my wife isn't really a stupid humor kind of person, but now when she hears something said that she knows I will find funny, she looks at me and says, "I know, I know".

SirLance · 08-08-2003, 05:30 PM

Ouch! I like groaners like this. I think they're funny.

PayUp · 08-08-2003, 06:02 PM

groaners are cool too

Pride_Wong · 08-08-2003, 08:08 PM

hey, that was good

japzster · 08-09-2003, 12:21 AM

it took me a whole 3 seconds to figure out what the punch line was... either im not awake...or that just wasnt funny.. heh.. but as biljan said.... it's a groaner

iktoweya · 08-09-2003, 12:24 AM

Regziever · 08-09-2003, 08:02 AM

It took a while for it to sink in but man was it worth it.. That's really funny!

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 08-09-2003, 01:52 PM

Heard it before but its worth a chuckle!

Glad

txgirl · 08-09-2003, 06:04 PM

good one!

hawkeye · 08-10-2003, 12:01 AM

Hah. that was good.

HeAtHeN · 08-14-2003, 07:16 PM

I agree... best chicken joke ever.

fishswim · 08-15-2003, 06:02 AM

Good joke. No gorans just chuckles. Very good for a chicken joke.

zaiaz · 08-15-2003, 08:42 AM

I like my eggs scrambled....kinda like this joke. Nice try i give it a 3....keep it up though.

Keg-o-Grog · 08-15-2003, 11:00 AM

yoda77 · 08-15-2003, 11:35 AM

As far as chicken jokes go that one is a goodie!

08-15-2003, 01:08 PM

lmao funny shit

loganmule · 08-16-2003, 01:46 AM

this could be the best by default...I, for one, can think of only one other chicken joke, and this one it better

Tickford · 08-16-2003, 03:51 AM

thats a good one.....

Keg-o-Grog · 08-16-2003, 02:20 PM

haha, read it secound time, still dont get it

Early H · 08-17-2003, 11:52 PM

the chicken comed first funny

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 10:01 PM

AP1 · 08-22-2003, 05:29 PM

hahaha. heard it but still funny as shit

06-03-2003, 12:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
~springrain Banned Location: central USA	POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER: A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

06-03-2003, 02:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	That was enough to warrant an outload chuckle... but I dont think its the funniest chicken joke ever. Maybe... __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

06-03-2003, 03:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tactix Upright	Ha!

06-03-2003, 06:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Its a good one, but probably not the best. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-03-2003, 06:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Yeah, that sounds about right. Good one...not heard it before. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

06-03-2003, 12:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
say what? Upright Location: Clearwater, Florida	You may be right...

06-03-2003, 03:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	rofl.. that's great!

06-03-2003, 06:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	that is a funny one __________________ Come on

06-03-2003, 06:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Good one. Would make an interesting cartoon...

06-03-2003, 06:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	it was __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

06-03-2003, 10:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	lol

06-04-2003, 06:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
silverback Registered User Location: texas	that was a good one.

06-04-2003, 08:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Well, I thought it was funny, and since it's the only chicken joke that ever made me laugh, I'd have to say it's the best chicken joke I ever heard. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-05-2003, 01:07 AM	#15 (permalink)
morlock Loser	i think it was the lonely hick farmer who came in the chicken.

06-05-2003, 01:35 AM	#16 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Definately the best

08-08-2003, 01:23 PM	#17 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	:groan: __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

08-08-2003, 06:02 PM	#21 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	groaners are cool too __________________ Born to Lose.

08-08-2003, 08:08 PM	#22 (permalink)
Pride_Wong Crazy	hey, that was good

08-09-2003, 12:24 AM	#24 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	heh __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-08-2003, 01:34 PM	#18 (permalink)
BadForm Crazy Location: In an office with no windows	Another one (also deserving of a groan) Which comes first the chicken or the egg? Neither, the rooster cums.

08-08-2003, 01:49 PM	#19 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	See my string joke further down the forum, and you will see what my type of humor is. The sad part is that my wife isn't really a stupid humor kind of person, but now when she hears something said that she knows I will find funny, she looks at me and says, "I know, I know".

08-08-2003, 05:30 PM	#20 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Ouch! I like groaners like this. I think they're funny. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-09-2003, 12:21 AM	#23 (permalink)
japzster Upright	it took me a whole 3 seconds to figure out what the punch line was... either im not awake...or that just wasnt funny.. heh.. but as biljan said.... it's a groaner

08-09-2003, 08:02 AM	#25 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	It took a while for it to sink in but man was it worth it.. That's really funny! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-09-2003, 01:52 PM	#26 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Heard it before but its worth a chuckle! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

08-09-2003, 06:04 PM	#27 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	good one!

08-10-2003, 12:01 AM	#28 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	Hah. that was good. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

08-15-2003, 06:02 AM	#30 (permalink)
fishswim Upright	Good joke. No gorans just chuckles. Very good for a chicken joke.

08-15-2003, 08:42 AM	#31 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	I like my eggs scrambled....kinda like this joke. Nice try i give it a 3....keep it up though. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

08-15-2003, 11:00 AM	#32 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	haw __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-15-2003, 11:35 AM	#33 (permalink)
yoda77 Tilted Location: SF BAY AREA	As far as chicken jokes go that one is a goodie! __________________ DRINK,SMOKE AND LAUGH

08-15-2003, 01:08 PM	#34 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	lmao funny shit

08-16-2003, 01:46 AM	#35 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	this could be the best by default...I, for one, can think of only one other chicken joke, and this one it better

08-16-2003, 03:51 AM	#36 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	thats a good one..... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-16-2003, 02:20 PM	#37 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	haha, read it secound time, still dont get it __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-17-2003, 11:52 PM	#38 (permalink)
Early H Upright Location: USA	the chicken comed first funny

08-20-2003, 10:01 PM	#39 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	HA !

08-22-2003, 05:29 PM	#40 (permalink)
AP1 Crazy Location: Virginia, USA	hahaha. heard it but still funny as shit __________________ i'm the man from nantucket