A blonde...
 

A blonde was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

She looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one.”

love it :D

A blonde was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."
She looked and looked and a parking place never appeared.

Later that night God appeared at her place for a blowjob, just like every Tuesday.

Good Joke! Sounds like my ex...

Got to love them blonde jokes.