07-08-2003, 03:21 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Um...his bike shop was being robbed and the robbers shot him?
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07-08-2003, 05:49 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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07-08-2003, 10:29 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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another solution is that he stole 53 bikes from a bike shop and the shop owner killed him. kinda ripped from lurkette tho, sorry
Also another riddle, which is probably really common, but its the first one that comes to hand, i hope i remeber it fully tho A man parks outside a hotel and then realises he's bankrupt. Why? Last edited by Sleepyjack; 07-08-2003 at 10:39 PM.. |
07-09-2003, 01:02 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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i suck at them as well, i can only ever htink of the most obvious or the most out there answers, hes parked there becuase he ran out of gas? or his wife just left him and hes driving around crying and then it hits him that when she left she took at his money! leaving him broke broke broke, so them he turns around and smashes into the hotel and when the shock wears off that all he can think of. Eather one of thoses right? i didnt think so...
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07-09-2003, 01:07 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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wow.... a bit late to the party....
my contribution... there's a man in the desert with a backpack...
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07-09-2003, 08:50 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
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NEW RIDDLE What food do we throw away the outside. Then cook the inside, only to eat the outside then throw away the inside? |
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07-09-2003, 10:16 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
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New riddle... What can you put in a box to make it lighter? |
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07-10-2003, 12:44 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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Easy one, he stood on a block of ice to hang himself.
Sorry, I don't know a good one off the top of my head that doesn't come from Bilbo.
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07-10-2003, 02:12 AM | #19 (permalink) | |
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Ok another RIDDLE A man rides into town on Friday stays two nights and then leaves town on Friday... Last edited by Sleepyjack; 07-10-2003 at 02:22 AM.. |
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07-10-2003, 05:42 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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hehe, i heard that one the other day.
anyways, one of those water chopper thingys got a load of water from the lake or ocean and accidentally picked up the scuba diver. Then it dropped the load of water on the fire to put it out. hmmm sorry i don't have another one at hand atm.... |
07-10-2003, 09:12 AM | #23 (permalink) |
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Two people are found dead in a cabin on the side of a hill. There is no fire in the cabin, no tracks leading too or from the cabin of any kind. There is no food in the cabin, but both people are well fed. Neither was suffering from any form of medical trouble before the events which killed them.
How did they die?
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07-13-2003, 10:31 PM | #35 (permalink) |
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He thought he'd been eating albatross soup on the desert island, when really he had been eating his wife, who the other guy on the island had cooked up (after telling the first man that the wife had fallen off a cliff)
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07-14-2003, 07:23 AM | #38 (permalink) |
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The bell usually rang as a signal to the blind tightrope walker that he had reached the end of his rope, and that it was time to step aside onto the ladder. When the rope holding the bell broke (presumably through the wear of circus travel) and the bell sounded as it hit the ground, the tightrope walker stepped aside too early and fell to his death.
Keep trying, Kadath
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btw i am not trying to slander TIO or Kadath. I'd also like to know where that came from, and also how anyone could actually come up with that as a clevely unique solution. equally the soup could've been too hot. Although thats not clever at all, I just think that other one is too fantastical. Sorry if i've upset anyone. i am attacking/questioning the merit of the riddle not the people...unless you came up with it...*hides* anyway, i just found another one on the net. Its quite easy, well i solved it quickly, maybe a little lame... anyways here it is. A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What should have he said? |
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07-14-2003, 09:49 AM | #40 (permalink) |
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1 and a half....
my addition... may laying on a beach near a rock...
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