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Old 05-15-2003, 07:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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From Martha Stewart...

With the distinct possibility that the devine Miss M may be attending Club Fed, a recent episode of Martha stewart Living gave this great idea on making slippers for Christmas.
Knowing that her bunkies may be short on supplies, she provided the following needs to make these delightful foot warmers.

Martha Stewart's Craft of the Day:

How to Make Bedroom Slippers

You need four maxis' to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.

Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. (be sure you fill out DOC Form 245D if you choose to use glue)
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.

Slippers' Great Features:

* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable. Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes:
Regular, Light day and Get out the Sand Bags
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Old 05-15-2003, 08:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that's fucked up man

who the hell would wear pads on their feet?

*races to bathroom to find wife's supply*
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Old 05-16-2003, 01:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahahaha!

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that's fucked up man

who the hell would wear pads on their feet?

*races to bathroom to find wife's supply*
I would.
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Old 05-16-2003, 02:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2003, 06:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That is the most hilarious thing. Fricking laughing out loud here.
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Old 05-22-2003, 09:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
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thats fucking hilarious,now i know what to get mommamerk next yr for x-mas
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Old 05-22-2003, 10:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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oh shit.

That's pretty damn funny, Sanitary napkins on your feet.

I think you get your "Man Card" revoked if your friends find out tho.
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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that is twisted and hilarious
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Old 05-24-2003, 06:15 AM   #9 (permalink)
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good one!

almost like using ob's for nosebleeds
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Old 05-28-2003, 12:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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It could be worse...they could be used....eww
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Old 06-02-2003, 02:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Highly amusing if very strange.
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