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Old 07-15-2003, 04:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How to go back to sleep after waking up to pee?

I always seem to wake at a certain time each night to pee, but I can never go back to sleep. Any advice on what I can do to get myself back to sleep?
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Stop drinking so many liquids before bedtime, so you don't have to pee.
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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close your eyes. that helps me sleep.
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
Don't turn the light on in the bathroom, it will screw up your levels of melatonin. And stop drinking water before bed.
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Old 07-16-2003, 05:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Close your eyes, and think of England.
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
I turn the tv on...... that always helps me.
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I second the leaving the lights off. If you still can't get back to sleep, wake your partner up. And since you're both awake anyway........................
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Old 07-16-2003, 05:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Rub one out on the ole skin flute.
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Old 07-16-2003, 05:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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No lights - and only open your eyes as much as necessary.

Actually, the thing that will keep me awake is I start thinking about anything - ANYTHING. If I can keep thoughts out of my head until I stumble back to bed, I'm usually golden.
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Old 07-16-2003, 06:19 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: How to go back to sleep after waking up to pee?

Originally posted by Jesus Pimp
I always seem to wake at a certain time each night to pee, but I can never go back to sleep. Any advice on what I can do to get myself back to sleep?
I had the same problem. Turned out that I wasn't warm enough. Even being a little cool can stop me, anyway, from getting back to sleep. Try putting on some extra gear -- even a pair of socks can help.

I agree with somebody else that playing the old skinflute can help -- cause that's what I used to do. Eventually, I realized that it was putting me to sleep because I was warming up from the exercise! Now, I just put on a sweatshirt or something.
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Old 07-16-2003, 11:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
cheers for the tips
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Old 07-17-2003, 03:10 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i always squint and don't turn the lights on, that way your eyes still "feel" tired and you get back to sleep easily. UNfortuanlty sometimes you might miss the toilet, but that happens otherwise anyway! lol

if you're having trouble sleeping again, just have a wank.

also if it is golden or yellow, you should really drink more water.
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Old 07-17-2003, 08:13 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Close your eyes and count sheep, thats wut I do, only difference is I count the number of Hooter Girls jumping over a fence in wet tee shirts, but what ever floats ur boat.
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Old 07-17-2003, 09:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
If you have a digital clock blaring the time at you, turn it away and try to sleep. I read math proofs when i wake up, and that puts me out in 20 mins.
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Old 07-18-2003, 03:44 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Haha, just stay in the bed and hope for the best.

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Old 07-21-2003, 01:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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It's really easy

1) Don't worry about not getting back to sleep. If you're awake, you're awake, so do something - see (2)

2) Read a good book. Recommend a Wilbur Smith novel

You'll soon drop off
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Old 07-21-2003, 02:10 PM   #18 (permalink)
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As much as it's been said already, don't turn on the light if you can help it, and only open your eyes as much as you need to. I personally try to have a small glass of milk before I go back to bed too, but not everyone likes that.
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