BoCo

We must be the healthiest men on planet Earth!

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s8ins child

LOL that sure is keepin my heart tickin

Sleepyjack

is this serious???
i hope so

sapiens

Does anybody have a legitimate link to the study? I've been looking around, but all I an find are references to it on humor sites.

Dano069

I believe this was first "published" in the National Enquirer or the Weekly World News. From everything I've read, it was a hoax. Too bad for us. I'd be sure to get my exercise every day if it was real.

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rogue49

We need further studies.
How do I get a grant to do my own?

I can make a career of this.

TheClarkster

If only...

So when you're one of those 115+ y.o. people who are always asked of your secret you reply simply "Boobies!" How awesome would that be.

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almostaugust

Im sorry, fake tits just dont do it for me.

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pancakerabbit

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.htm nya=p

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LuFega

I'm going to live forever!

Phaenx

I've always wondered how modern medicine would effect my generations life span. Now I know we're all immortal.

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cliche

(dirty)I'd have thought seeing some good breasts would increase your chances of having a stroke... (/dirty)

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crewsor

Lets see 10 min. cuts your risk by 50%. My chances of a heart attack would appear to be about negative 2597%. Cool.

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danielboy

great news!

Nimbletoe

I can disprove this article right away. Because if this were true, I would be healthy! But im not!

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