(funny) things you saw out on the road - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

crashoverride · 10-12-2003, 01:10 PM

what is the funniest / most interresting thing you saw on the road? doesn't need to be in the us as long as it is real.

have to write 10 journals for drivers ed to get my damn license.

have a scan of the assignment here
http://www.virus2.net/driving.jpg

pdf scan
http://www.virus2.net/driving.pdf

Thanks

Redlemon · 10-13-2003, 06:35 AM

While this is an amusing thought for a thread, the journal is supposed to be the things you saw, to teach you to be observant while driving. I don't want to encourage you to short-cut on this, because I want you to be a safe driver. I'm on those roads as well.

GuttersnipeXL · 10-13-2003, 02:22 PM

Headed eastbound on Interstate 80, somewhere in Nebraska, X-mas 1997...middle of the night, I came up on a sign that was in X-mas lights...about 100 yards long and 20 feet high that read "Merry Christmas, Eat Beef". That was one of the stranger things I've seen, out and about. I was pretty confused, it would have been nice to talk to those people to get the story!

clifclav · 10-17-2003, 05:42 AM

I saw two homeless men having gay sex outside of a BP gas station in Morgantown WV while driving to Lexington KY late one night. The one guy was leaning over a shopping cart.

I got back onto I-68, went to the next rest stop. Washed my eyes out with bleach, and went on my merry way.

spived2 · 10-17-2003, 05:52 AM

Driving from Kuwait to Iraq, I saw a three-legged camel.

Try putting that in your journal

Moobie · 10-22-2003, 07:41 AM

Driving thru Illinois one night 'bout 3 in the morning, minding my own business, when around the corner, this was out in the middle of nowhere mind you, there's a 300 foot metal cross standing next to the road. I damn near crapped myself.... musta been put there by aliens...

GuttersnipeXL · 10-25-2003, 01:34 PM

Driving into Tennessee on some back road a few years back, I saw a billboard that had a picture of a cartoon hand with a spike going through it, and blood coming down onto the wrist. The caption next to it read as follows "Jesus knows that sometimes life can be tough as nails." I knew I was in God's country at that point!

anti fishstick · 10-27-2003, 03:58 PM

saw two cows humping

cjayemail · 11-02-2003, 08:05 PM

i saw sitting at a red light with my mom once when a car was ran off the road by three black cars, 4 men jumped out of the 3 black cars, guns drawn, and rushed at the the driver door of the car and pulled a man out of it. The light turned green so I don't know how it all ended, but I bet the one guy was arrested or something.

crashoverride · 11-03-2003, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cjayemail
i saw sitting at a red light with my mom once when a car was ran off the road by three black cars, 4 men jumped out of the 3 black cars, guns drawn, and rushed at the the driver door of the car and pulled a man out of it. The light turned green so I don't know how it all ended, but I bet the one guy was arrested or something.

hehe that must be the feds

thanks everyone for the feedback
I passed drivers ed

now I need to be in the 5% that passes the road driving.

10-12-2003, 01:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
crashoverride Crazy	(funny) things you saw out on the road what is the funniest / most interresting thing you saw on the road? doesn't need to be in the us as long as it is real. have to write 10 journals for drivers ed to get my damn license. have a scan of the assignment here http://www.virus2.net/driving.jpg pdf scan http://www.virus2.net/driving.pdf Thanks Last edited by crashoverride; 10-12-2003 at 02:12 PM..

10-13-2003, 06:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	While this is an amusing thought for a thread, the journal is supposed to be the things you saw, to teach you to be observant while driving. I don't want to encourage you to short-cut on this, because I want you to be a safe driver. I'm on those roads as well. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-13-2003, 02:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Headed eastbound on Interstate 80, somewhere in Nebraska, X-mas 1997...middle of the night, I came up on a sign that was in X-mas lights...about 100 yards long and 20 feet high that read "Merry Christmas, Eat Beef". That was one of the stranger things I've seen, out and about. I was pretty confused, it would have been nice to talk to those people to get the story! __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

10-17-2003, 05:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	I saw two homeless men having gay sex outside of a BP gas station in Morgantown WV while driving to Lexington KY late one night. The one guy was leaning over a shopping cart. I got back onto I-68, went to the next rest stop. Washed my eyes out with bleach, and went on my merry way. __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

10-17-2003, 05:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
spived2 Desert Rat Location: Arizona	Driving from Kuwait to Iraq, I saw a three-legged camel. Try putting that in your journal __________________ "This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

10-22-2003, 07:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
Moobie Insane Location: baked beans	Driving thru Illinois one night 'bout 3 in the morning, minding my own business, when around the corner, this was out in the middle of nowhere mind you, there's a 300 foot metal cross standing next to the road. I damn near crapped myself.... musta been put there by aliens... __________________ Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers. We like money. Give us your money you stupid consumer whore.

10-25-2003, 01:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Driving into Tennessee on some back road a few years back, I saw a billboard that had a picture of a cartoon hand with a spike going through it, and blood coming down onto the wrist. The caption next to it read as follows "Jesus knows that sometimes life can be tough as nails." I knew I was in God's country at that point! __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

10-27-2003, 03:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	saw two cows humping __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

11-02-2003, 08:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
cjayemail Tilted Location: south florida	i saw sitting at a red light with my mom once when a car was ran off the road by three black cars, 4 men jumped out of the 3 black cars, guns drawn, and rushed at the the driver door of the car and pulled a man out of it. The light turned green so I don't know how it all ended, but I bet the one guy was arrested or something. __________________ never underestimate the predictability of stupidity