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Old 01-28-2004, 11:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Colon Blow (not a joke)

Has anyone on here tried the product Colon Blow? (www.colonblow.com)
I'm thinking about ordering some but I'm not sure if this stuff is for real.
Their site has testimonials and all saying how great the stuff is but hearing some first hand accounts from people who've tried it would be more convincing.
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Old 01-28-2004, 11:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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sounds like a joke to me.
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Old 01-28-2004, 12:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Didnt I hear that in a movie somewhere?

The fact that you can add a short sleeve tshirt to your order for 7 bucks more reaks of a joke
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Old 01-28-2004, 03:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You probably remember it from a Saturday Night Live parody ad from the 80's. It was a cereal that had as much fiber as 80 bowls of Special K and 200 bowls of Corn Bran...
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Old 01-28-2004, 06:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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^^ Exactly.
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Old 01-29-2004, 06:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I almost believed this...gross
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Old 01-29-2004, 06:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Quote:
Colonblow poopin' is cool. hat $17.00 ...
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Old 01-29-2004, 10:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Dude, it's a complete rip off.

Look at the ingredients:




Cascara Sagrada is a stimulent and a laxative... Um it's the main ingredient and although they are hiding their "blend" -You should be able to get the same stuff for much less.
http://www.vitacost.com/Store/Produc...&source=incept

Seriously dude, unless you're big on wearing a T-Shirt or a hat advertising your laxative use -I would'nt support these shysters.

Don't make the same mistake that I did.

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....ighlight=pills
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Old 01-30-2004, 09:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Detox!

Just eat some fruit (and just fruit) in morning instead, with some (warm) water and it gets a lot of shit (figuratively and literally ) out of your system. Colon Blow your system naturally, as opposed to buying some product
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Don't forget to eat green leafy vegetables. That'll make you poop a little. Or you can just eat some metamucil and make you poop like a madman.
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Old 01-31-2004, 11:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Sugar-Free Jelly Belly Jelly Beans...



These things taste great. But they have this stuff in them...



Hence they have this warning...

Quote:
WARNING: Consumption may cause stomach discomfort and/or a laxative effect.
And brother, they're not kidding. That little $2 bag absolutely consists of enough consumption to have you on the toilet in less than an hour guaranteed. Colon Blow? Just get some Jelly Beans.
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Old 02-02-2004, 01:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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sweet and they even taste good!
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Colon Blow was the name of a fictional product in the movie Van Wilder, too (Tara Reid's character uses it on her ex-bf at the very end)
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