I'd do the above as you mentioned.

And I caught the date thing by the short replies and many unfamiliar avatars... and as I was coming into the thread, I had this suspicion that the thread was about a male friend who had just found out his wife's sister had gone into the adult entertainment industry.

I was sorry to find out that it was not this scenario, and that it was yet another unarchived thread; glad to see it wasn't the TheJazz who dug it up, though.

At the time of the first post I used to hide my files (not all were porn) on a linux account called froot :) and I was the only one to have that password, Dual boot even back then FTW.

Now when I leave my computer I take my keys which includes a usb fob. As soon as that fob is removed a few directories become encrypted, put the fob back still no joy till you enter 2 passwords. All files in those directories decrypt/encrypt on the fly, I barely even notice the lag except on largish files. A buddy of mine wrote the program so I know it has no backdoors.

There is a member here whose wife works with the sister of Sasha Grey. I'm not sure he's ever mentioned it here, I know about it from an off-site conversation.

Be in the room masturbating when she arrives. That way, there will only be a second or two of awkward eye contact, and she won't say a word the rest of her time there.