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Old 02-13-2005, 06:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Structured Water Crystals

http://gr8solutions.com/energywater.htm

Here's some crystals that restructure water to make it healthier for you. Best part is that you can get a free sample! Long live voodoo science!

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Energy Water Crystals changes water (H2O) to structured water (H3O.OH) which is the same as the structured water in our cells. It readily carries nutrients into our cells and toxins out. This keeps our DNA instructions intact (functioning like that of babies).

The smaller clusters of Structured Water (H3O.OH) are able to move freely through the cell walls, being rapidly and efficiently absorbed. This enhances the transport of nutrients, effects waste removal and maintains proper communication between cells.

Bound Water, on the other hand, is water that becomes physically bound to other molecular structures and is unable to move freely through the cell walls. It can linger around the cells and create bloating and water retention.

When we are young, our bodies contain a high level of structured water H3O.OH, but as we age, structured water levels decrease. Fortunately, with the modern science available today, structured water technology has evolved, allowing us to maintain structured water levels in the body by adding Energy Water Crystals in our water.

As the human body grows older, it is subjected to stress, contamination, pollutants, free radicals, poor diet and other various lifestyle choices. The body begins to dehydrate (thus those wrinkles). The structured cell water with which we are born with begins to destabilize and loses its efficient shape. The result is that our ability to absorb water decreases all the time.

Studies show that dehydration is both a cause and a result of the disease process. Most of us are chronically dehydrated and we don't even know it.

Proper hydration and absorption of nutrients into the cells and carrying toxins out of the body are key concepts of healthy living.
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Old 02-13-2005, 06:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Water crystals.

Yeah, sure.

Anyone who's taken a basic chemistry course knows that this is complete BS.
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Old 02-15-2005, 10:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yup, lebell hit the nail on the head. This product, although being quite neat in idea, is complete bogus. Simple marketing buzz.
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Old 02-16-2005, 02:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Sorta funny that they say H3O-OH is smaller then H20.
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Old 02-16-2005, 12:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL!! They did get one thing right though...... a lot of people aren't drinking enough water on a daily basis.
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Old 02-16-2005, 04:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Pretty good....until you drink it and your body breaks it all down. What a load of horseshit!
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Old 02-17-2005, 03:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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As an organic chemist and a pharmacist, I fart in their general direction.

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