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Old 05-01-2004, 09:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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fhqwhgads' haiku, part 1

I used to write humorous haiku awhile back, and I thought about picking it up again. I wish I could find my old notebook full of 'em.

Here's one I wrote while working as a security guard. If it looks familiar, it's because I posted it on TFP v3. Without further ado:


Security Guard Blues

Stupid customers
Always making dumb requests
like: "Stop kicking me"
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: Where You Live.
Hahaha

A haiku is 5
Syllables then 7 right?
5 to finish off?

It was amusing. Did you really get to ever kick anyone?
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Old 05-02-2004, 02:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nope. Never kicked anyone. Just got tired of stupid customer requests...

(check your second line vonstalhein.)
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Old 05-02-2004, 07:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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jack kerouac is
the best haiku writter cause
he makes his own style

like

mayonaise
mayonaise comes in cans
down the river
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