Ronald McDonald Moves Into Not-So-Fast Lane - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Spyder_Venom · 07-01-2003, 12:54 PM

Currently famous for being an unnamed litigant in obesity lawsuits, Ronald McDonald must not fear the legal system too much — he’s splurged on a new parade vehicle that is custom-fitted to accommodate his Shaq-like 28 EEE shoes and possibly his life partner Grimace. Ronald’s car is an electric vehicle — a GEM electric vehicle distributed in the U.S. by DaimlerChrysler. “It’s got blinkers and mirrors and seatbelts and cup-holders, I really love cupholders,” said Ronald, who expressed unmitigated joy over his vehicle, which does in fact outpower Barbie’s Jeep. No word on whether Ronald qualified for zero-percent financing or went smart with the $3000 rebate.

thadon · 07-01-2003, 02:08 PM

he had to hand out a lot of burgers for that golf cart

crossova · 09-08-2004, 11:50 AM

lol @ life partner grimace

Scorps · 09-08-2004, 01:01 PM

Why does he need a car for? That thing can't run down the Hamburgler(sp)!

RaDiAn · 09-09-2004, 08:24 AM

LOL....with cup holders.

07-01-2003, 12:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Spyder_Venom Psycho Location: MN	Ronald McDonald Moves Into Not-So-Fast Lane Currently famous for being an unnamed litigant in obesity lawsuits, Ronald McDonald must not fear the legal system too much — he’s splurged on a new parade vehicle that is custom-fitted to accommodate his Shaq-like 28 EEE shoes and possibly his life partner Grimace. Ronald’s car is an electric vehicle — a GEM electric vehicle distributed in the U.S. by DaimlerChrysler. “It’s got blinkers and mirrors and seatbelts and cup-holders, I really love cupholders,” said Ronald, who expressed unmitigated joy over his vehicle, which does in fact outpower Barbie’s Jeep. No word on whether Ronald qualified for zero-percent financing or went smart with the $3000 rebate. __________________ The local track whore

07-01-2003, 02:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
thadon Cruisin thru life Location: Alpharetta, GA	he had to hand out a lot of burgers for that golf cart

09-08-2004, 11:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
crossova Psycho Location: new york	lol @ life partner grimace

09-08-2004, 01:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	Why does he need a car for? That thing can't run down the Hamburgler(sp)!

09-09-2004, 08:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
RaDiAn Addict	LOL....with cup holders.