07-01-2003, 12:54 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: MN
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Ronald McDonald Moves Into Not-So-Fast Lane
Currently famous for being an unnamed litigant in obesity lawsuits, Ronald McDonald must not fear the legal system too much — he’s splurged on a new parade vehicle that is custom-fitted to accommodate his Shaq-like 28 EEE shoes and possibly his life partner Grimace. Ronald’s car is an electric vehicle — a GEM electric vehicle distributed in the U.S. by DaimlerChrysler. “It’s got blinkers and mirrors and seatbelts and cup-holders, I really love cupholders,” said Ronald, who expressed unmitigated joy over his vehicle, which does in fact outpower Barbie’s Jeep. No word on whether Ronald qualified for zero-percent financing or went smart with the $3000 rebate.
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