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Old 08-12-2003, 06:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Want to know how to make the Aztek look better? Do this!


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Old 08-12-2003, 06:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I used to see that thing on the way to the cottage. I wanted to get pictures of it for all the Aztec posts. but it moved. They built it as soon as the Aztec came out.
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
That looks scary. Bring to mind the old saying, no matter how much you polish a turd, it's still a turd.
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Old 08-12-2003, 08:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The only thing that would make an Aztec look better is pushing it over a cliff.
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Funky car, I like it, but then I'm weird like that .
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
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The only way to redeem the looks of the Aztek is to have it crushed into a little cube.

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Old 08-12-2003, 07:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well, normally I would give them credit for not making it any worse, but I don't think it is possible to make one of those look worse.
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Old 08-12-2003, 08:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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It looks like an RC Car.
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Want to make an Aztec look better - DO THIS!

There... MUCH better
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Old 08-14-2003, 01:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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my dad owns one. he had a sticker made for the back that says, "yeah, i know it's ugly!"
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Old 08-15-2003, 08:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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miked10270 - That's what I was expecting when I came into the thread.
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Old 08-16-2003, 08:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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You can gold plate a lump of shit, but it's still shit.

Only on thing to do.

Take some of these...

Make one of these...

Apply to motorized Anal Wart...

Look at all the pretty colors...

See. Looks better already.
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Old 08-17-2003, 06:47 AM   #13 (permalink)
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only thing that could make aztec look better would be the fact it disappeard.
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Old 08-18-2003, 12:53 AM   #14 (permalink)
i agree with everyone that hates it
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Old 08-18-2003, 11:32 AM   #15 (permalink)
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it is still focking ugly no matter what is done to it
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Old 08-18-2003, 12:43 PM   #16 (permalink)
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You can never make a aztek look better.
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:33 PM   #17 (permalink)
yay for herd-mentality haterism! It is nice that the entire automotive community finally has something they can agree on. Every time the topic of ugly cars comes up, someone always says, "Hey, at least it's not as bad as the aztec"
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Old 08-18-2003, 09:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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figures, he's canadian (check the link)
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Old 08-18-2003, 11:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I'd like to meet the guy who designed it, and punch him..
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Old 08-19-2003, 04:18 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I must say - a bloody ugly looking car.
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Old 08-19-2003, 08:33 PM   #21 (permalink)
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that seriously looks like a toy
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Old 08-20-2003, 01:50 PM   #22 (permalink)
ha ha ha
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Old 09-05-2003, 03:47 PM   #23 (permalink)
what glorious colors!
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Old 09-05-2003, 04:02 PM   #24 (permalink)
Location: San Diego, CA.
i was with my mom when she was pickin up her van... The Mazda and pontiac dealerships are int he same building. The saleslady had to go for a while, and my mom told her ok, she as gonna go look at the "ugly orange thing". The saleslady looked stunned and didn't know what to say. was kinda funny at the time.
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Old 09-05-2003, 04:55 PM   #25 (permalink)
I am glad I am not the only one who thinks those tings suck. When i first saw them at the auto show I couldnt believe they were trying to seel them for real money
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Old 09-06-2003, 09:38 PM   #26 (permalink)
Haha call me a loser but I seriously don't think that that looks too hideous. Sure, I'd never drive it, but its kinda interesting and would stand out for sure, something a lot of riced out Honda drivers don't seem to realize when they stick some stickers on their car and strap a huge wing on...
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Old 09-15-2003, 10:45 PM   #27 (permalink)
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That's fuckin rad. If they do that to the Honda Element...I'd buy one of those too.
Eat my fuck.
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Old 09-16-2003, 09:24 AM   #28 (permalink)
Location: Canada Eh!
Make an Aztec look good? The orange and white lifted one is pretty good. What about this one though?

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Old 09-17-2003, 02:31 PM   #29 (permalink)
I can't believe that anyone would put that much time into modifying an Aztek. I think the silver one is a big improvement.
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Old 09-17-2003, 03:00 PM   #30 (permalink)
The bottom car actually looks pertty cool. It kind of looks like a characature of the real car with a hint of Hotwheels action... wow...
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Old 09-17-2003, 06:21 PM   #31 (permalink)
its the suv ricer version.
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:47 AM   #32 (permalink)
the silver one does actually look really nice.. if only it wasn't still an aztek.......
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:53 AM   #33 (permalink)
Location: New Orleans/Oakland/San Diego/Chicago
The one at the top of the post is crap, but the silver one is the best looking aztec Ive seen
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Old 09-19-2003, 09:02 AM   #34 (permalink)
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Originally posted by FastShark85
The only thing that would make an Aztec look better is pushing it over a cliff.
I was thinking that when I read the thread title and clicked it.
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:20 PM   #35 (permalink)
i so want that, bad
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Old 09-21-2003, 12:48 PM   #36 (permalink)
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the lowerd one isnt that bad in my opinion it is kind of cool looking for an aztec
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Old 09-21-2003, 08:02 PM   #37 (permalink)
the lowered one looks like a lifted CRX

Both gay, btw
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Old 09-21-2003, 08:09 PM   #38 (permalink)
Location: Washington
that looks better than it did? wow, hard to imagine. cause that is really ugly
A car with more gears than cylinders is not a real car.
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Old 09-28-2003, 12:35 AM   #39 (permalink)
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(08:30 Sep. 29, 2003) - AutoWeek
2003 Pontiac Ultimate Aztek
No Laughing Matter: GM silences critics with 665-horsepower monster Aztek
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