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Old 08-16-2003, 03:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Car Acronyms

Car Acronyms


Acura
Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?

Audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Beetle
By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally!
Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine

BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Big Money Waster
Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
Bastard Money Wielders
Break My Window
Busted My Wallet

Buick
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean

Camaro
Can't America Make A Real One?

Chevrolet
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time

Chevy
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet

Chrysler
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

Citroen
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

Dodge
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego

Datsun
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

Fiat
F**king Insult to Automotive Intelligence.
Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again Tony? (Gotta say it with italian accent!)
Fix It All the Time

Ford
F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
F**ker Only Runs Downhill
F*cked on Race Day
F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
First On Recall Day
First on race day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found on road dead
Forge Old Rancid Donuts
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
For Only Redneck Drivers
F*cker Only Runs Damaged
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
Found On Rubbish Dump

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Gets More Chicks
Got More Crap
Got Mechanic Coming

G.T.i.
Got Tossers Inside

Honda
Helping Out Nips Destroying America
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Hand Over Dollars to Asians

IROC
I Race Other Cars

Jaguar
Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop

Jeep
Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Just Eat Every Pickle.
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
JUST Enough Engine Power?

LTD
Lazy tempermental device
Leave the doors

Mazda
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

Mercedes
Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates,
Extinguishing Savings

Mercury
Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You
Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet?
Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo")

Minibus
Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted

Mopar
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars

Nissan
Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now

Oldsmobile
Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind InfuriatinglyLate Everyday

Pinto
Put In New Transmission Often

Plymouth
Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood!

Pontiac
Poor old nag thinks it's a Cadillac

PORSCHE
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

Rabbit
Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried
Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Ball-less Itty-bitty Toy!

Renault
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

Rolls Royce
Royal Ostentation Lets Lethargic Shits Rumble Over
Yogurt-Consuming Esthetes

SAAB
Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
Such an arrogant bastard!
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Sable
sleezy auto breaks leak everytime

Saturn
Sally Ate Ten Urdu Radishes Nightly

Toyota
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto

Triumph
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered
Hotrod.

VW
Very Worthless
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Old 08-16-2003, 03:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAH that's hilarious stuff.. nice find.. unless you thought of them yourself =-o.. then.. good job
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Old 08-16-2003, 03:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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good stuff....... nice to see that there are no Subaru comments...
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Old 08-16-2003, 04:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Quote:
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good stuff....... nice to see that there are no Subaru comments...

there was, but I thought it was lame......

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Old 08-16-2003, 09:16 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2003, 09:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Making A Zillion Dollars Annually belongs under mazda?
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Old 08-16-2003, 10:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Car Acronyms

Quote:
Originally posted by Zooksport2
Car Acronyms


PORSCHE
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions

Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

There's some truth in those!
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Old 08-16-2003, 03:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2003, 05:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I should add one for our HOLDEN:

Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
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Old 08-30-2003, 02:01 AM   #10 (permalink)
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good stuff! i'd heard only about 5 of them
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Old 08-31-2003, 07:51 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Great post, I saw alot I'd never heard of before.
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Old 08-31-2003, 06:24 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2003, 10:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Oversized, leisurely driven sedan made of Buick's irregular, leftover equipment.

And one that you'll know is true if you've ever driven one over 55,

Saturn: Shakes and trembles, unexplained rattling noises
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Old 09-01-2003, 01:31 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Poor fords, nobody ever seems to go easy on them.
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Old 09-01-2003, 01:46 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Lee Iacocca

I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America
I A__C_______O_ C_____ C________ A

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Old 09-01-2003, 01:54 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Re: Lee Iacocca

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I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America
You dinkum??? Or what?
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Old 09-01-2003, 02:00 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Re: Re: Lee Iacocca

Quote:
Originally posted by Zooksport2
You dinkum??? Or what?
Or perhaps this is a thread about acronyms?

(hint: read the post again)
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Old 09-01-2003, 02:26 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Now dumb a**es smell the coffee and read.
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Old 09-01-2003, 03:33 AM   #19 (permalink)
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AH SO. Little grasshopper has conducted a thorough search of worldwide data base and discovered what a Lee Iacocca is.

Much wiser insect now, I am.

It doesn't count - its not a car!!!!?







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Old 09-01-2003, 01:24 PM   #20 (permalink)
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