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Old 09-26-2003, 09:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.

She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"

He replies, "Ten years!"

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"

And the man replies, "Lady! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"
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Old 09-26-2003, 11:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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nice.

personally, not a chance in hell after 10 years id give up sex for a motorcycle... unless maybe there was a gas station on the island
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Old 09-26-2003, 08:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Good one!
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Old 09-26-2003, 09:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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thats very funny.
thanks.
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Old 09-26-2003, 09:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Very nice indeed.
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Old 09-28-2003, 09:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol....i would say the same thing
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Damn right!
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Old 09-30-2003, 11:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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that was funny, dude was definitely delirous
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Old 09-30-2003, 04:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2003, 07:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Too good and too true....
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Old 10-02-2003, 05:53 PM   #11 (permalink)
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that's a good one, think she'd give up all that power in her middle pocket for someone who has been stranded on an island for ten years?
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Old 10-04-2003, 03:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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the guy was drunk no wonder his judgement was impaired
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