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Old 10-22-2003, 10:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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what's THIER problem!?!?!

Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
8. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a Gold Wing.



Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.



Top Ten Reasons Why Dual Sport Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Vibration of knobby tires prevented the rider from taking his hand off the bars.
9. MX style safety gear was too bright to see you wave.
8. His front fender prevents you seeing him wave back.
7. Was too busy configuring his GPS/Enduro Roll/FishFinder.
6. His rain/wind/thorn/bug/bird proof thousand-dollar jacket won't allow it.
5. Was too busy re-arranging his 500 pounds of soft-sided luggage.
4. Doesn't recognize a wave in any language other than German.
3. Too busy splitting lanes/filtering through traffic.
2. One handed wheelies are not easy.
1. On single-track trails you stop, not wave.



Top Ten Reasons Why Sport Bike Riders Don't Wave Back
10. They have not been riding long enough to know they are supposed to.
9. If they took one hand off the bars they would break their teeth.
8. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars.
7. It's hard to put their hand in the air doing 175.
6. Their skin tight-kevlar-balistic-nylon-goose-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal.
5. One handed stoppies are ill advised.
4. They are waving, but you can't see it behind the neon green speed screen.
3. They were slipping their flip-flop back on.
2. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
1. They don't know how.

Number one reason scooterists don't wave back.
They know you're laughing at them!
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Old 10-22-2003, 10:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That is just too funny.

Sorta follows the same line of thinking as the Jeep saying
"You wouldn't understand....It's a Jeep thing"

Can't we all just get along.
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Old 10-22-2003, 01:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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pretty good stuff, my bro-in-law does not wave back b/c he is riding a v-star classic and not a Harley
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Old 10-22-2003, 03:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Heh, good stuff! I really liked the Flipflop one.
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Old 10-23-2003, 12:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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omg thats good, but it really is too true about the harley dudes...


if I see another dude on a bike, I wave, end of story, if they dont wave back, well, thats their problem
a buddy of mine a few months ago came upon a broken down harley with its rider sitting on the side of the road, my buddy being the good dude that he is offered to go for help, or give him a lift, and the dude decided to sit bitch on the back of his RC51, so he takes this dude to this bar where his buddies are at, and then hears him say, "wtf guys, didnt you noticed I stopped, I had to ride on the back of a fucking jap bike..."

*sigh*

I wish we all could get along

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Old 10-23-2003, 02:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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When I ran out of gas, 1986 Yamaha XJ700, (the bike sat for a month and the two cups or so I left in there when I parked it must have leaked/evaporated) I had just pulled over. I was switching to my reserve, no luck, when a pickup pulls over.

He pulled in front of me to stop, and I see it's a HD edition Ford F-150. Then the biggest mofo I've seen in a while gets out of the cab. I'm not what you'd call a "little guy" but this guy, shit, he's a big fucking guy; and, he's wearing a Harley Davidson hat.

Nicest guy. He gave me a lift back to my place, and got my little red gas can.

Seriously nice guy. Some people respect the ride. Others get all fucked up about what thier riding on.

Thanks Harley dude.
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Old 10-23-2003, 06:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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It's all about helpin one another out as far as I'm concerned.
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Old 10-23-2003, 11:19 AM   #8 (permalink)
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LMFAO

Good post
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Old 10-27-2003, 10:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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This is MY catagory

<b>Top Ten Reasons Why Vintage Bike Owners Dont Wave Back</b>
10. No one can see you wave from your garage
9. No one can see you wave for cloud of oil smoke
8. Too busy praying for soft landing
7. Too busy with crash-shift/foot-clutch/manual-spark-advance/decompression-lever boogie
6. Too busy recalling left or right side shift
5. Too busy recalling shift pattern
4. Couldn't flash lights due to Lucas electrical failure
3. Thought wave was attempt to catch various Whitworth fasteners vibrating off bike
2. Otherwise occupied by putting out fire
1. Can't wave due to numbness in left arm
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Old 10-27-2003, 10:49 AM   #10 (permalink)
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LOL thats a good one
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