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student · 04-22-2003, 05:16 AM

music jokes

student · 04-22-2003, 05:16 AM

how do you know if a drummer is knocking at your door?

the knocking speeds up.

gibber71 · 04-22-2003, 12:20 PM

I'd rather have tulips on my organ rather than roses on my piano

student · 04-22-2003, 05:04 PM

how many lead guitarist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 to screw in the light bulb and 10 to stand around and talk about how they could have done it better

daneo · 04-22-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by student
how many lead guitarist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 to screw in the light bulb and 10 to stand around and talk about how they could have done it better

Actually that should go 5 to stand around talking about how they could do it fasterand more precise and 5 talking about how they could've done it with more feeling.

eyeronic · 04-23-2003, 03:26 PM

What has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

vermin · 04-23-2003, 09:21 PM

How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. At all. Not one. Lazy bastards.

(lead singer: "Hey, dude, can I borrow a cigarette?)

bryanzera · 04-24-2003, 03:29 PM

Q: How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?
A: Pay for the pizza.

Q: How do you get two piccolo players to play in tune?
A: Shoot one.

Q: What's an oboe good for?
A: Lighting a basoon on fire.

Q: How many lead singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. They hold it in place and the world revolves around them.

Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.

student · 04-30-2003, 05:52 AM

what do eric clapton and black coffee have in common???

they both suck without cream

04-22-2003, 05:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
student Crazy	music humor music jokes

04-23-2003, 03:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	What has seven arms and sucks? Def Leppard. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

04-23-2003, 09:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. At all. Not one. Lazy bastards. (lead singer: "Hey, dude, can I borrow a cigarette?) __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-22-2003, 05:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
student Crazy	how do you know if a drummer is knocking at your door? the knocking speeds up.

04-22-2003, 12:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
gibber71 Loser	I'd rather have tulips on my organ rather than roses on my piano

04-22-2003, 05:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
student Crazy	how many lead guitarist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 to screw in the light bulb and 10 to stand around and talk about how they could have done it better

04-24-2003, 03:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
bryanzera Crazy Location: Fresno, CA	Q: How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? A: Pay for the pizza. Q: How do you get two piccolo players to play in tune? A: Shoot one. Q: What's an oboe good for? A: Lighting a basoon on fire. Q: How many lead singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one. They hold it in place and the world revolves around them. Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test? A: Drool.

04-30-2003, 05:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
student Crazy	what do eric clapton and black coffee have in common??? they both suck without cream