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KillerYoda · 04-27-2003, 09:07 PM

Before you post something, this isn't worst as in sucky, but worst as in immoral or insensitive.

After going throw my mp3 list, I settled on "Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck" by Anal Cunt as the worst song. It's aimed towards Eric Clapton. Put two and two together to get the joke on that one.

What one song do you think earns a ticket to hell?

Loki · 04-28-2003, 04:29 AM

the Faye Wong cover of Bohemian Rhapsody.

yes, you heard me. Faye Wong did a cover of Bohemian Rhapsody,

if anyones interested, i can email it to them, just PM me an address, and be prepared to lose all sensenation in your brain for a few days.

forseti-6 · 04-28-2003, 06:09 PM

Madonna's version of American Pie. What a disgrace

vermin · 04-28-2003, 07:57 PM

Speak English or Die by Stormtroopers of Death

It's a cool song, but the lyrics are both immoral and insensitive.

merkerguitars · 04-28-2003, 09:50 PM

Avril Lavinge's Version of System of a Down's Chop Suey......nasty

KWSN · 04-28-2003, 10:02 PM

Paul Anka - She's Having My Baby

Why. Why, DEAR GOD WHY, did he have to record that monstrosity.

Also, I heard a live cover by Hatebreed of Genius of Love... which is the funniest, but at the same time the most pathetic thing that I have EVER heard.

World's King · 04-29-2003, 01:27 AM

"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't I can take it... It took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipie again."

I have no idea who it's by but these are actual lyrics from a popular song.

RAMONES!!! · 04-29-2003, 08:01 AM

andrew wk- party (isnt that his whole albulm?)

KWSN · 04-29-2003, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by RAMONES!!!
andrew wk- party (isnt that his whole albulm?)

LOL!!!! This guy makes me laugh whenever I see him, and his music SUCKS!!!! Listen carefully, in the background of ALL of his songs, there is a piano key, the SAME ONE, being played the entire song.

BulletBob · 04-29-2003, 04:51 PM

Anything by Tool

apetaster · 04-29-2003, 05:49 PM

Halloween (or is it Helloween) by old, old Ministry

MSD · 04-29-2003, 08:30 PM

ATTENTION!Now that I have your attention, he asked for songs that are bad because of immoral or insensitive lyrics, not songs that suck.

Anyway, I think bloodhound Gang's "Yellow Fever" is pretty bad. In case you're wondering, yes, the word "yellow" is a racial joke, and it just goes downhill from there.

KillerYoda · 04-29-2003, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
he asked for songs that are bad because of immoral or insensitive lyrics, not songs that suck.

Someone read the instructions, as well as noticed that others ignored. The Cheat...err...MrSelfDestruct, I'm buying you a pizza.

joedog2112 · 04-30-2003, 02:07 PM

How about

They Saved Hitler`s Cock

By the Angry Samoans

Later Joe

bundy · 04-30-2003, 07:05 PM

the MACARENA

warrrreagl · 05-01-2003, 07:51 AM

Macarena

nothingfree2002 · 05-01-2003, 11:44 AM

Fuck the Police by NWA
This album established gangsta rap as a genre and caused thousands to install extra deadbolts on their doors...

kipperoo3 · 05-01-2003, 08:48 PM

Akinyele - Put in in your mouth

Plummie · 05-02-2003, 08:46 AM

Eminem - '97 Bonnie & Clyde

Although I respect him as a musician, this song is just brutal. He makes his baby daughter an accomplice to the murder of his wife and her momma. Sick.

G0dd3ss · 05-03-2003, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BulletBob
Anything by Tool

Aaaahhh!!! How could you say such a thing? **shakes head in disbelief** Oh well. It takes all kinds.

I really think Achy Breaky Heart is the worst song ever...or this really weird oldies song about Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille...it's soooo effin strange.

pornisbadforyou · 05-04-2003, 09:06 PM

i can't believe no one's mentioned this yet:

darryl worley - have you forgotten?

anyone who rhymes "bin Laden" with "forgotten" deserves to be dragged into the street and shot.

KWSN · 05-04-2003, 09:09 PM

btw, I read the instructions, and I posted the Paul Anka song because it is immoral for someone to torture the ears so incredibly badly.

KillerYoda · 05-04-2003, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
btw, I read the instructions, and I posted the Paul Anka song because it is immoral for someone to torture the ears so incredibly badly.

You get a 100 bonus points for that justification.

mercury-hg · 05-04-2003, 10:25 PM

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Anyway, I think bloodhound Gang's "Yellow Fever" is pretty bad. In case you're wondering, yes, the word "yellow" is a racial joke, and it just goes downhill from there. [/B]

haha, Bloodhound Gang played a concert here at UMD a few years ago and part of the asian student union protested. during the concert about a dozen of them turned their backs to the stage for BHG's set.

04-27-2003, 09:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
KillerYoda The Original Emo Gangsta Location: Sixth Floor, Texas School Book Depository	Worst Song Ever Before you post something, this isn't worst as in sucky, but worst as in immoral or insensitive. After going throw my mp3 list, I settled on "Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck" by Anal Cunt as the worst song. It's aimed towards Eric Clapton. Put two and two together to get the joke on that one. What one song do you think earns a ticket to hell? __________________ "So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."

04-28-2003, 06:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
forseti-6 Existentialist Location: New York City	Madonna's version of American Pie. What a disgrace __________________ "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

04-28-2003, 07:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Speak English or Die by Stormtroopers of Death It's a cool song, but the lyrics are both immoral and insensitive. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst. Last edited by vermin; 04-30-2003 at 10:24 PM..

04-28-2003, 09:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Avril Lavinge's Version of System of a Down's Chop Suey......nasty __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

04-28-2003, 10:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
KWSN green	Paul Anka - She's Having My Baby Why. Why, DEAR GOD WHY, did he have to record that monstrosity. Also, I heard a live cover by Hatebreed of Genius of Love... which is the funniest, but at the same time the most pathetic thing that I have EVER heard. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-28-2003, 04:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
Loki Psycho Location: Drifting.	the Faye Wong cover of Bohemian Rhapsody. yes, you heard me. Faye Wong did a cover of Bohemian Rhapsody, if anyones interested, i can email it to them, just PM me an address, and be prepared to lose all sensenation in your brain for a few days.

04-29-2003, 01:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	"Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't I can take it... It took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipie again." I have no idea who it's by but these are actual lyrics from a popular song. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-29-2003, 08:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	andrew wk- party (isnt that his whole albulm?) __________________ Come on

04-29-2003, 04:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
BulletBob Psycho Location: Rupp Arena	Anything by Tool

04-29-2003, 05:49 PM	#11 (permalink)
apetaster Insane Location: P.R. Mass.	Halloween (or is it Helloween) by old, old Ministry

04-29-2003, 08:30 PM	#12 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	ATTENTION!Now that I have your attention, he asked for songs that are bad because of immoral or insensitive lyrics, not songs that suck. Anyway, I think bloodhound Gang's "Yellow Fever" is pretty bad. In case you're wondering, yes, the word "yellow" is a racial joke, and it just goes downhill from there.

04-30-2003, 02:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
joedog2112 Upright	How about They Saved Hitler`s Cock By the Angry Samoans Later Joe

04-30-2003, 07:05 PM	#15 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	the MACARENA __________________ Ohayo!!!

05-01-2003, 07:51 AM	#16 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Macarena __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-01-2003, 11:44 AM	#17 (permalink)
nothingfree2002 Upright	Fuck the Police by NWA This album established gangsta rap as a genre and caused thousands to install extra deadbolts on their doors...

05-01-2003, 08:48 PM	#18 (permalink)
kipperoo3 Crazy Location: Phoenix, AZ	Akinyele - Put in in your mouth __________________ -Later, you realize that you didn't have to reposition the possum to make it look like an accident.

05-02-2003, 08:46 AM	#19 (permalink)
Plummie Liquid Diamonds Location: Lexington, KY	Eminem - '97 Bonnie & Clyde Although I respect him as a musician, this song is just brutal. He makes his baby daughter an accomplice to the murder of his wife and her momma. Sick. __________________ Kim

05-04-2003, 09:06 PM	#21 (permalink)
pornisbadforyou Crazy Location: virginia	i can't believe no one's mentioned this yet: darryl worley - have you forgotten? anyone who rhymes "bin Laden" with "forgotten" deserves to be dragged into the street and shot.

05-04-2003, 09:09 PM	#22 (permalink)
KWSN green	btw, I read the instructions, and I posted the Paul Anka song because it is immoral for someone to torture the ears so incredibly badly. __________________ Your arms are broken!