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Old 03-09-2004, 11:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Musical math

Sheryl Crow + penis = Jimmy Buffet

The Darkness - irony = A.F.I.

The Beatles/Yoko = mediocre solo artist x 4
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Old 03-09-2004, 11:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Phil + Rex + Vinnie + Dimebag = Pantera

Phil = Down

Phil + Rex = Down

Down = Pantera

Vinnie + Dimebag = Damage Plan

Damage Plan <<<< Pantera
therefore,

Pantera = Phil
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Old 03-09-2004, 01:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Beatles - talent = Rolling Stones
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Old 03-09-2004, 03:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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maybe it's just me, but i think darrell's guitar adds much more to pantera than phil's vocals... that, and guitarists tend to be primary song-writers in bands (though pantera claims song-writing credits as a collective)

and on topic:

rush + the strokes + rod stewart = sonic torture
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Old 03-09-2004, 04:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Korn - Jonathan Davis = something actually listenable.
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Old 03-09-2004, 04:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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(Rick Astley + Charles Bukowski)*((3 * 20 * Lucky Strikes) + Jack Daniels) = Tom Waits = AC/DC + Isaac Hayes

Sqrt(Talent(Justin Timberlake)) = Talent * <i>i</i>

Tom Jones + U2 = Creed

Ray Charles + Sight - Melanin + LSD - 2*talent/5 = Steve Winwood

Bob Dylan + Blonde Wig - 60%*lyrics = Tom Petty

Tom Petty + Marc Ribot = Mark Knopfler

Greatful Dead - Jerry Garcia = The Doors - Jim Morrison = 0^10

Tom Lehrer + Radiohead/3 + Weird Al Yankovic/10 = They Might Be Giants

Frank Zappa - King Crimson = Tom Lehrer + Lenny Bruce = 1/The Villiage People

2*(David Bowie - 2*David Bowie's Brain/3) + 6 * bottles of black hair dye + 3 * chords = The Strokes

R =1 = A Perfect Circle
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Old 03-09-2004, 08:07 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2004, 09:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The Kinks - Talent = The White Stripes
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Old 03-09-2004, 11:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Korn - Jonathan Davis = 0 !!! what are u saying mystmarimatt
Jonathan davis is a great singer.. well was he is a bit fucked up now but still has a few yearsleft in music
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Old 03-09-2004, 11:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Dream Theatre - suck + Phillip Glass = Godspeed You! Black Emporer
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Old 03-10-2004, 06:39 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Rush+talent+luck+deal with the devil=Still worst band ever.

Roger Waters - Pink Floyd = David Gilmour - Pink Floyd.

The Strokes' "Is This It" = The Strokes "Room on Fire" (i.e. they are EXACTLY THE SAME)

AC/DC + Lynrd Skynrd + a case of Jack Daniels = Nashville Pussy

Carl Perkins + The Ramones = Reverend Horton Heat
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Old 03-10-2004, 09:14 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 03-10-2004, 10:15 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Roger Waters - Pink Floyd = David Gilmour - Pink Floyd.
Therefore:
Roger Waters = David Gilmour - Pink Floyd + Pink Floyd
Roger Waters = David Gilmour
So they're the same person

i agree though, both equally talented

by the by, i think it should be Pink Floyd - the members?
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Old 03-10-2004, 12:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Therefore:
Roger Waters = David Gilmour - Pink Floyd + Pink Floyd
Roger Waters = David Gilmour
So they're the same person

i agree though, both equally talented

by the by, i think it should be Pink Floyd - the members?
No. I meant Gilmour w/o the rest of Floyd is equal to Waters w/o the rest of Floyd. The solo material isn't horrible, but the whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

Or, to put it mathematically, Pink Floyd > David Gilmour+Roger Waters+Richard Wright+Nick Mason
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Old 03-10-2004, 07:28 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 03-10-2004, 08:31 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Beatles - talent = Rolling Stones
Couldn't have put it better myself.

The world - John Lennon = A sad world
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Old 03-11-2004, 09:04 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Aerosmith = Shit
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:31 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:50 AM   #19 (permalink)
 
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Korn - Jonathan Davis = 0 !!! what are u saying mystmarimatt
Jonathan davis is a great singer.. well was he is a bit fucked up now but still has a few yearsleft in music
I think you might need to brush up on your math.

if Korn - Jonathan Davis = 0, then Korn = Jonathan Davis.
In other words, he is the band. Most probably a compliment to him, not a dis...


Sort of like NiN - Trent Reznor = 0.
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:48 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Aerosmith = Shit
You have no idea how hilarious that was to me.
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Old 03-12-2004, 01:18 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2004, 01:20 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2004, 01:31 PM   #23 (permalink)
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The Sex Pistols - Any and all things that punk music stands for (i.e. revolution, social inequity, damning the establishment) + the lyrical talent of your average 10 year old boy = Good Charlotte, Starting Line, Newfound Glory, Sum 41, AFI, The Get Up Kids

Need I go on?
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Old 03-12-2004, 01:59 PM   #24 (permalink)
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The Sex Pistols - Any and all things that punk music stands for (i.e. revolution, social inequity, damning the establishment) + the lyrical talent of your average 10 year old boy = Good Charlotte, Starting Line, Newfound Glory, Sum 41, AFI, The Get Up Kids

Need I go on?
Yes, perhaps you should go on about why the hell AFI is included in there. They don't really claim to be punk as far as I know, and I met the guys.
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Old 03-12-2004, 10:19 PM   #25 (permalink)
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come on the get up kids are kinda cool and i'm an indie music snob.
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:02 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:20 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 03-13-2004, 06:41 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Tool=A Perfect Circle
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Old 03-13-2004, 06:12 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Aerosmith = Shit
Shit = once pefectly good food that has decayed for a while

I was going to wax indignant, but now that I think about it, that's a more appropriate equation than I had initially given it credit for being, so let's do it this way:

Aerosmith - 20 years = Rolling Stones - 30 years = (The Strokes + Nickleback) * 10 + Phish
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Old 03-14-2004, 12:43 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 03-15-2004, 09:14 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Tool=A Perfect Circle

IMO,

Tool >> A Perfect Circle

But that's just me.
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Old 03-15-2004, 07:13 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Music World - Faith No More = No shitty Numetal bands.
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Old 03-17-2004, 09:17 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Music World - Faith No More = No shitty Numetal bands.
Ohh, those are fighting words, lol

You can't blame FNM for Nu-Metal. The people that deserve the blame are Rage against the Machine and the Beastie Boys. FNM never rapped.
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Old 03-17-2004, 09:27 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Ohh, those are fighting words, lol

You can't blame FNM for Nu-Metal. The people that deserve the blame are Rage against the Machine and the Beastie Boys. FNM never rapped.
What about Epic? I'd consider that just as much "rap" as RatM, or better yet Red Hot Chili Peppers. Somewhere between rap and funk.
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Old 03-17-2004, 09:39 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Alice Cooper - talent - any hint of originality = Marilyn Manson


Music in general - talent - good writing - actual instruments = today's pop music.
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Old 03-17-2004, 10:32 AM   #36 (permalink)
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What about Epic? I'd consider that just as much "rap" as RatM, or better yet Red Hot Chili Peppers. Somewhere between rap and funk.
Personally, I think there is a lot more to rap than just rhyming.
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Old 03-17-2004, 11:39 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Personally, I think there is a lot more to rap than just rhyming.
OK, the definition I'm using for "rapping" is "recitation of the lyrics rhythmically without singing".

I define "rap" as "a songwriting form where the artist refers to himself by name and insults other rappers by name".

However, I'm interested to know how you draw your line between Faith and Rage. I'd drop them in the same genre, personally.
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Old 03-17-2004, 12:54 PM   #38 (permalink)
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FNM's music varies a lot from album to album. They became more diverse as time went on also. They go from typical rock songs (

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OK, the definition I'm using for "rapping" is "recitation of the lyrics rhythmically without singing".
Hell, with that definition you could call Cannibal Corpse rap! The Slayer's Necrophobic Born of Fire fit that also.

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I define "rap" as "a songwriting form where the artist refers to himself by name and insults other rappers by name".
That's a nice def.! For me, rap is just as much about image and attidue as it is about music. That's why I have much less respect for a rapper than an actual musician.

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However, I'm interested to know how you draw your line between Faith and Rage. I'd drop them in the same genre, personally. [/B]
Now, I only know Rage from their radio songs, but to me it seemed like all of their songs followed the same formula:
"funky" guitar sounds during verse -> "metal" guitars during chorus.

FNM was totally diverse. Their songs fell into the "traditional" catagories of straight forward rock, metal, jazzy stuff, electronic, ballads, mellow atmospheric stuff, melodic rock, rappy stuff (as some say), lounge singer type stuff, and really wierd shit.

Anyways, back on topic:

Axl + Duff + Slash = Guns N Roses
Axl + a bunch of replacemente (does not)= Guns N Roses

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Old 03-17-2004, 01:39 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 03-18-2004, 03:40 PM   #40 (permalink)
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