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Old 06-22-2004, 07:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Oh, poor Britney

I could not decide whether to post this in Humor or Music. Click the link to find out why.

http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/...e=Daily%20Mail

She's so ugly when she cries.
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Old 06-22-2004, 07:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The photographer is an idiot... Regardless of how you feel about Britney any paprazzi who gets that close to a car that is about to move should watch out for his feet.
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Old 06-22-2004, 07:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm no fan of Britney, but...no, I call foul on the paparazi asshole on this one. Two ambulances? Because she ran over his foot? The Fire Dept.? C'mon!! Jerk should be happy that she didn't run over his entire body....repeatedly. I, for one, wouldn't blame her, too much, if she had. These guys go way beyond anything that could remotely be called decency.

So, in this case, and in this case only, yeah...poor Britney.
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Old 06-22-2004, 07:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm no fan of Britney, but...no, I call foul on the paparazi asshole on this one. Two ambulances? Because she ran over his foot? The Fire Dept.? C'mon!! Jerk should be happy that she didn't run over his entire body....repeatedly. I, for one, wouldn't blame her, too much, if she had. These guys go way beyond anything that could remotely be called decency.

So, in this case, and in this case only, yeah...poor Britney.
I just think it's funny when she cries. She cries ALOT.
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Old 06-22-2004, 07:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah it's too easy to blame Britney, sure she is ugly when she cries...so am I.

Let's find something else to bash her about, like maybe the fact that her music sucks.
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Old 06-22-2004, 08:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Guess she should stick with mail-order pets!
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Old 06-23-2004, 01:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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This crosses a line for me. I don't think it's funny.
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Old 06-23-2004, 04:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Moronic photographer...
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Old 06-23-2004, 06:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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She looks like shit in those pictures. I don't give a damn though, I'd still hit it.
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Old 06-23-2004, 08:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ya cant look like a star all of the time....
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Old 06-23-2004, 09:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm uglier than her when I cry too.
Cheer up Brit!

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Old 06-23-2004, 10:35 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Honestly, I think any photographer that gets withing 50 feet of a celebrity without express prior permission to be there, should automatically be exempt from taking any legal action if anything happens to him/her.
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