04-19-2003, 07:45 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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TFP Conspiracy
So it's finally back and I've been thinking as to just what could have happened.. (halx and the rest, you guys worked hard to get this place back...)
speculation on the crazy paranoid side.. here's what I came up with...
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04-19-2003, 08:03 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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that certainly is crazy and paranoid
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04-19-2003, 08:18 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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Unlikely scenario #4:
<b>Halx</b>'s life was progressing so perfectly that he needed to subject himself to a year's worth of stress in one weekend.
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04-19-2003, 08:38 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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My cat used his mind rays to take out the hard drives. See, he gets upset when I spend to much time on the computer when I could be watching him shed. Man, those were some good times, good times. But then the TFP came, and our lives were shattered.
Ultimately Ben had no choice but to take the board down. Since then he and I have communicated telepathically, and he promises not to let it happen again. That is, as long as I keep him in Tuna Flavored Kitty Treats. None of that whitefish crap. Again, he will refrain from using his mind ray. All is safe and sound. Please continue posting.
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04-19-2003, 11:43 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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Same day?.........must be a sore TFP user who got banned.......who else would want to hurt this site?
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04-19-2003, 11:44 AM | #10 (permalink) |
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Correction, Forum.
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Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0. Where the hell am I?.... Showering once a month does not make you a better person. "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King, Jr. |
04-19-2003, 11:49 AM | #11 (permalink) | |
Please touch this.
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04-19-2003, 11:52 AM | #12 (permalink) | |
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04-19-2003, 03:52 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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i think the fact that you knocked hal out of the top ten is the real reason. i mean, no ones gonna topple him now!
haha no seriously, thats quite paranoid cyn, but maybe the real reason is that i hadn't donated then either...
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04-19-2003, 04:08 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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The Iraqi Information Minister has just announced that the TFP did NOT go down last week, this is really STILL v3.0, and we should ignore the man behind the curtain.
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04-19-2003, 04:39 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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As I mentioned in the other post and I'm sure this is the correct answer: OBL, Saddam and the Taliban. They hate their way of life and can't stand us for having TFP!!
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04-19-2003, 04:56 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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I found the TFP last spring, just after version 3 was started. I wondered why everyone kept talking about the "old board"
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04-19-2003, 06:51 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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um, yeah, i secretly snuck into the server room and slapped on a few pounds of C-4 to the server and blew it up
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04-19-2003, 07:19 PM | #29 (permalink) |
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I think it was that beautiful young naked women at Halx's keyboard and she spilled some liquid on the puter.
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04-22-2003, 06:07 PM | #31 (permalink) |
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I think it was those damn shifty garden gnomes. Can't trust them one bit, nope. Them and the weasels.
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04-22-2003, 07:20 PM | #32 (permalink) |
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Its sesame street... theyre out to fuck things all up... Big Bird and that creepy bald guy were out to make things all FUBAR in the TFP's neighborhood... all this happened naturally after they offed poor Mr. Rogers and cooked and ate Lambchop.
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04-23-2003, 05:41 AM | #34 (permalink) |
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Aliens, we all know it but no one wants to admit it for fear of retribution.
Well Grulflon and his evil hordes don't scare me. They will never rule my planet, never I tell you. I am presently secretly constructing a program to protect the servers from their electro-magnetic beams. Stay alert!
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