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Old 11-21-2005, 05:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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MEN IN BLACK, ARE THEY ALIENS??

Well, guys have anyone heard about that the CIA ( Central Intelligence Agency) The Men In Black - or MIB's as they are sometimes called are a group that supposedly show up to harass or intimidate witnesses of UFO sightings and related phenomena the government does not want the public to know about.

They usually make vague or sometimes specific threats to stop witnesses from talking or sharing information. They confiscate any physical proof of UFO related sightings-- such as photos, artefacts, or audio / video recordings.

Some report that the MIB all look alike.

Their often mechanical behavior has caused them to be described by some as being like robots or androids.

Their voices are monotone and their faces emotionless. They speak in a dull monotone voice, like a computer, and are dark-complected with high cheekbones, thin lips, pointed chin, and eyes that are mildly slanted.

They usually travel in 3's, but are sometimes alone.

The are usually seen driving black mint-condition late model luxury cars such as Cadillacs or Lincolns. Their cars often operate with the headlights off, but ghostly purple or greenish glows illuminate the interior. Unusual insignia have been seen emblazoned on the doors and the license plates are always unidentifiable or untraceable.

Many have reported seeing these vehicles after a reported UFO sighting, ET abduction, or crop circle finding.

Some people believe the MIB are government agents. Some people believe that are extraterrestrials.
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Old 11-21-2005, 07:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Well I'd not heard of them before the film, and think they are neither Aliens or CIA agents but more the product of an overactive imagination
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Old 11-21-2005, 10:02 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The MIB mostly likely is or was real at one point, but like most things, the real MIB I'd wager is nothing like the stories we here about. Something just got enchanced in story telling like the "I caught a fish this big..." tales.

However, if the MIB are aliens, that's from freaky stuff.
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Old 11-21-2005, 10:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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C.I. what? never heard of 'em...
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Old 12-02-2005, 07:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Seems kind of convenient to me.

"Well, this great big saucer came down from the sky and a beam of light came out.And if landed on my dog sparky and *whoosh* he was gone! I got the whole thing on videotape too, but these guys in suits showed up and took it. Couldn't get the plate number, though."
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Old 12-03-2005, 06:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by johnathan

Some report that the MIB all look alike.

Their often mechanical behavior has caused them to be described by some as being like robots or androids.

Their voices are monotone and their faces emotionless. They speak in a dull monotone voice, like a computer
No soul...
No imgaination...
Mechanical behaviour

That's definitely a government agent. Or maybe a bureaucrat
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Old 12-03-2005, 11:08 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2005, 07:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LMAO, whenever I think of the MIB I think of Jessie Ventura's portrayal on the X-files.
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Old 12-25-2005, 01:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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maybe they are agents.
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Old 12-31-2005, 02:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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They don't exist.
Best to forget you ever read about them.
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Old 01-03-2006, 03:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
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overactive imagination in my opinion, i'll believe it when they come to my house and take out an anal probe for evidence
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Old 01-05-2006, 12:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Well I'd not heard of them before the film, and think they are neither Aliens or CIA agents but more the product of an overactive imagination
Quoted for truth.
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Old 01-05-2006, 01:09 AM   #13 (permalink)
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its true..they do exist... my inlaws are part of the MIB/CIA conspiracy.
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Old 01-10-2006, 07:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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LMAO, whenever I think of the MIB I think of Jessie Ventura's portrayal on the X-files.
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