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sillygirl · 06-29-2007, 12:40 PM

This is a joke, but I thought it might work better in a forum for parents

Quote:

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialed the employee's' home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No.He's busy."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,

"Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No, she's busy."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a Helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed in the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the Boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:

"ME."

Willravel · 06-29-2007, 12:42 PM

Hahahahahaha...

shoegirl · 06-29-2007, 12:50 PM

Oh, I needed a good laugh. That's great!!!

sillygirl · 06-29-2007, 12:52 PM

It makes me wonder what I'm in for with mine. He's already playing little games with us, and he turns one next month

kurty[B] · 06-29-2007, 01:33 PM

awesome, certainly better than accidentally burning down the entryway of your neighbor's house.

absorbentishe · 06-29-2007, 04:18 PM

That's a good one, heard before. I'm sure this has happened though, somewhere.

Deltona Couple · 07-02-2007, 01:05 PM

I was TOTALLY caught off guard on THAT one. very funny!

Charlatan · 07-02-2007, 02:28 PM

Ah the joys of kids.

I know where mine are because I keep them locked in the closet when not in use.

777 · 07-02-2007, 09:05 PM

OMGROFLMAO

06-29-2007, 12:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	It makes me wonder what I'm in for with mine. He's already playing little games with us, and he turns one next month __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

07-02-2007, 01:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
Deltona Couple Addict Location: Spring, Texas	I was TOTALLY caught off guard on THAT one. very funny! __________________ "It is not that I have failed, but that I have found 10,000 ways that it DOESN'T work!" --Thomas Edison

07-02-2007, 02:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Ah the joys of kids. I know where mine are because I keep them locked in the closet when not in use. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-02-2007, 09:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	OMGROFLMAO __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

06-29-2007, 12:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Hahahahahaha...

06-29-2007, 12:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
shoegirl Addict Location: Ohio	Oh, I needed a good laugh. That's great!!!

06-29-2007, 01:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
kurty[B] Sauce Puppet	awesome, certainly better than accidentally burning down the entryway of your neighbor's house.

06-29-2007, 04:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	That's a good one, heard before. I'm sure this has happened though, somewhere.