Dfewer

Currently I'm practicing my touch-up work for photos of models, senior pictures, ect. If you have a pic you desperately would like "glamourized" post it in as large of dimensions as you can.

If you're really lucky, I might decide to take a crack at it, if you're unlucky, no harm done.

I'm lazy, so I'll probably only do the first couple people who post. If no one posts, I've only lost the time it took to write this thread.

Rules:

1. Make sure the picture complies with forum rules.
2. Personally, I don't do nudes (yes I'm well aware this is Tilted Forums)
3. Make sure it's someone you know, that way if it turns out any good it will be of use to you.
4. I have the right to refuse service to anyone at any time for any reason. Except Chuck Norris.

Plan9

Okay, I demand you do a glam touch-up of Chuck Norris to prove your skills.

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"You should not drink... and bake."

Dfewer

Chuck Before




Chuck After


But, sir Crompsin, since you doubted, you cannot be entitled to a pretty picture.

kramus

Why does Chuck now look like a Ken doll?
I don't doubt your powers, Dfewer. I fear them.

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And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ...
I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

The_Jazz

Obviously you've never seen a picture of Crompsin. He's the prettiest of pretty boys. Coverboy sergeants don't need pretty pictures.

The interesting thing is that the chickens don't care how pretty he is or isn't.

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"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Plan9

YEAH! What he said! You can't make me prettier than I already am!

*hip thrust*

I suppose I could dig up an interesting picture. Hmm.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Giant Hamburger

Do Tutankhamen!

telekinetic

Here, this is four hours into a 5.5 hour wait to eat at Pizzaria Bianco. I forgot to shave and am sweating from being under a propane heater...have fun:



Full res: http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/62/img9054af3.jpg

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twisted no more

Giant Hamburger

King Tutankhamen has been waiting 3,331.5 years to taste some pie from Pizzaria Bianco. TOUCH HIM! TOUCH HIM UP!

The_Jazz

I just read that in a completely innappropriate manner.

People are wondering why I'm giggling at my desk more than usual.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Plan9

And Giant Hamburger wins another award for "Best Wild Left Fielder" at TFP.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Dfewer

Giant Hamburger

Hail Dfewer!

It's uncanny.
She's going to make someone a beautiful dessicated corpse.
Good work.

JumpinJesus

Awesome touch-up on the mummy. Who would've thought?

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Annapolis

OMG!!! Hilarious!!! Great work!!